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  • I would like to thank some people for the ways they have helped me during my life! I would like to thank the judge from the court when I got divorced! When he asked me "Do you have anything to say?" I replied "Before you decide on things about my divorce for adultery, I would like to ask you if you would also take into account, two thousand, eight hundred and seven similar and other times I have committed adultery in the past!" the judge then said "Mr Andrews I award your wife the sum of two hundred and sixty seven thousand pounds!" I replied "Shit man that's bloody good of you! I may even give her a few quid myself!"
  • Put me where the sand's soft and the diggin's easy.
  • i would ask my executioner if he wanted to have sex so i could stall for time
  • Probably: "Gaakkkkhhhh!"

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