That was said to me seconds after entering boot camp, I had no idea what they wanted me to KISS but later learned "Keep it short stupid" is what my CO was telling me LOL

I wasn't in the service, but... FUBAR SNAFU BOHICA (bend over, here it comes again) Unass (We unassed that chopper quick!)

Fubar= f__ked up beyond all recognition

PINGER ( right out of boot camp. Person In Need of Sexual Gratification) +5

IBS= Infalatible Boat Small halo= high altitude low opening star+ suface to air recovery

how about "FIGMO"! and I was an air force dependent for 20 years and an Army Mom for 6!

KISS: Keep It Simple Stupid .. FUBAR: Fuc*#d Up Beyond All Recognition S.O.S Sh*$ Ona Shingle ~Nemo~

Military Personnel. How about in the Air Farce: All Weather Planes, Fair Weather Pilots? PINGERS: Person in need of Graduation, Education, Recreation, and SEX! B-52's, BUFFs! Big Ugly Fat F**kers!

100MPH tape - green duct tape. The world is held together with green duct tape. If the world runs out of green duct tape, the world will crack open like a plastic easter egg. T-rats - tray rations Pogey bait - non-field chow food you take to the field because the field chow tastes like crap and they never give you enough of it. Ranger candy - Tylenol 3 with codeine K-pot - Kevlar helmet 4th point of contact - your butt (ask someone who is Airborne qualified where it comes from. You'd never guess.)

Sliders (Hamburgers...actually, the hamburgers that aren't all beef) Davy Jones Locker Dinq (Delinquent in qualifications) NUB (Non-useful body: term for one who is not fully qualified on a submarine) Crank (Food Service Attendent on a submarine) Scuttlebutt (Gossip, also a water fountain) Head (Bathroom on a naval vessel) Steel Beach (term for the topside of a submarine when we surface for a swim call and maybe fire up a grill to cook burgers and dogs) Bravo Zulu (Also abrreviated as "BZ", for "Good job!") Goat Locker (Chief's Quarters) Turn to (Get to work) Gundeck (to falsify a report or otherwise claim something was done that wasn't) Field Day (NOT a trip to the local zoo by grade schoolers. It means *ssholes and elbows deep cleaning of the ship.) CPO (Chief Petty Officer) POD (Plan of the Day) AFFF (Pronounced "A-Triple F". Aqueous Film Forming Foam. A fire fighting agent.) Aweigh (Often thought of as "away". To weigh anchor is to lift the anchor off the bottom of the sea. Thus "Anchor's Aweigh" means the anchor has been lifted off the bottom of the ocean and the ship is technically under way at that time.) Four Balls (The midnight hours, written as 0000 for the beginning of a new day) Bell Tapper (one who is habitually a few minutes late relieving the watch) Big Chicken Dinner (BCD, or Bad Conduct Discharge) Blowdown (an engineering term, a cleaning process typically referring to boilers or steam generators, where some of the water is vented overboard (blown down) to remove contaminates from the boiler or steam generator water) Broke D*ck (Broken, non-functional...like "T*ts up") Bug Juice (Kind of the Navy version of Kool-Aid. But not only can you drink it, you can use it as an EXCELLENT cleaning agent, stripper, and rust removal agent. Really.) Butt Kit (Ash tray) Cluster F*ck (When mass confusion and chaos rule the event) Ditty bag (small cloth bag with a draw string) Doggie D*cks (Breakfast sausages) Monkey Sh*t (Plastic caulking compound used to make cable stuffing tube water tight) That oughta hold ya for a while!

Looks like you guys got most of them but as an ET we used to refer to the smallest measurement possible as a RCH (Red Cunt Hair). Sorry but that was official at ET school.

BCGs.....birth control classes. They were what we called the eye glasses they gave you in basic. They made you look so ugly that no girl would ever want to sleep with ypu.

Donkey Dick - brush used to clean the mortar system Army gloves - trouser pockets. (putting your hands in your pockets=putting on your Army gloves) Brain Housing Group/Melon/Grape - your head Maggie's Drawers - indicates a miss on the firing range DI House - office at the end of the squad bay where your Drill Instructor sleeps Heavy Hat - 2nd most senior Drill Instructor Organized Chicken Shit - Officer Candidate School Cunt Cap/Piss cover - garrison cover 5 Fingers of Death - beef frankfurters MRE The Stumps - MCAGCCTP, 29 Palms, California Fart Sack - sleeping bag Moneky Butt - red ass/crotch rot USMC - Unlimited Shit and Mass Confustion Organized Clusterfuck - typical day in the Corps Popeye/Squid - anyone in the Navy Snot locker - your nose Dick-skinner - your hand Gagglefuck - any group of Marines not in a formation Fruit salad - ribbons Box/bag nasty - boxed or bag lunch Canoe U. - US Naval Academy the Wizard - Navy shrink Roach Coach - civilian truck that sells pogey bait

MY favorite of all time was: FTA!!!!

KISS = Keep it simple, stupid! How about FUBAR?