Money

Respect.

you don't

Easy enough. Ask her to dance, then swing and twirl her around. Say a few witty things. And then when she wets her pants from giggling at your witt, she is yours.

I hate to break it to you, but if a girl comes to you in one day shes a little desperate. It's all about building a friendship, and then starting something. Thats one of the main things i've learnt when it comes to relationships, BE FRIENDS FIRST! Then you know all there flaws, and can see if those flaws beat the great things about them. Make sure you got a good judge of there character before you just jump right in...

I am not a God fearing man - and would probaly never admitt to being one. That might be unusual. You might be best never to listen to me at all. I think that to expect to much out of other people is itself a sin. Expect others to be humilified in their own actions. You can help others lead decent lives by the wisdom in the fact that they will not be perfect. I don't expect perfection or virginity. I also don't expect them to be able to integrate or philosophize at my level either - anyone that is. I am no virgin, but I can judge others by there capacity to help society - and still I don't because I reject that form of morality. I judge people, if I judge them at all, by their willingess to try - even then I don't consider myself so all imortant as to expect them to be virgins or for myself to be the pillar of society. Although I am very integral and important to - well yes Global society - I don't expect the same out of every one else - that is my blessing. I can find something to respect in most people. Even the damned christians. Can you. I who am not a virgin, I am probably better at solitude then you - who needs companiship immediatley. I could walk the dessert for thirty days or what have you like a brave sammuri. could you? I can also pleasure a women. I can also save the world - and have - but it remains to be seen if I can in the future. I can also dance. Damned - does she really have to be a perfect virgin type? I don't expect perfection - why do you?

What do you mean by "get a girl"? You will need to be the type of person she would immediately want to date. None of us knows who she is and what her preferences are so the probability of this happening is about as likely as getting hit by a bus. However girls like it when you ask them questions about themselves and this will give you insight into whether or not you are a good fit for her.

You're the chick magnet, you should tell us.

still don't know

You have to pay for the extra shipping cost if you want her over-nighted.

You don't unless you pay her. And then you know what you've just done.

You just grab her by the hair and take her home. I mean seriously, what's with the "getting girls" thing?

Whatever it takes, then the question becomes: How do you get rid of her ASAP?