Sort of. The old pie in the face or (name item) to a mans groin always seem to let out laughter.

Its a really stupid joke...I can't tell it right but I will try! There was a bear in the woods taking a dump and a rabbit walks by. The bear says "Does poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit says "Nope"...Then the bear picks the rabbit up and wipes his butt with him. lol Don't ask me...I just thought it was SOOOOOO Cute! I just pictured it...Hilarious!

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic! Never fails to get a laugh.

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Yeah, what do you call a bent fence? No immigration police XD

We laugh at a joke because it says something totally contarary to normal perceptions. If we were to hear the same joke a second time we are likely to give a less heartier laugh. The third time it is heard we start analysing the curious situation described in the joke rather than laugh at it. In my opinion there can be no joke that could make anyone laugh every time it is heard. It might leave a pleasant sense of well being in our minds, but would not make us laugh.

An old man lives out in the country, sitting on his porch one morning drinking his coffee when he sees a little boy coming down the road carrying a roll of chicken wire. “What you got there boy”? ”I got me a roll of chicken wire”. “What you gonna do with that”? “I’m gonna get me a mess of chickens”. The old man started to say, ‘Boy it don’t work like that’, but it was too late, the boy was already around the bend in the road. About 30 mins later, here comes the boy, with a bunch of chickens following him. The old man just sat there with his mouth hanging open. The next morning the old man is on his porch again, drinking his coffee when here comes the little boy again carrying a roll of duct tape. “What you got there boy”? ”I got me a roll of duck tape”. “What you gonna do with that”? “I’m gonna get me a mess of ducks”. The old man started to say, ‘Boy it don’t work like that’, but it was too late, the boy was already around the bend in the road. About 45 mins later, here comes the boy, with a bunch of ducks following him. The old man just sat there again with his mouth hanging open. Third day the old man is drinking his coffee again and here comes the little boy with a sick over his shoulder. “What you got there boy”? “I got me a Pussy Willow.” The old man jumps up and says, “Hang on, I’ll get my hat.”

yes- here it is: What's the difference between a rooster and a whore? A rooster goes "cock-a-doodle-doo!!" and a whore goes "any cock will do!"

I can't think of any certain one. There are many things Chris Rock says that I find endlessly funny though.

No. I have an excellent memory. The first time is funny..after that it isn't! :)