I saw what you did and know who you are. Now will you tell everyone else what I saw you do?
by 
Karen Anne Queen of AB
ANSWERS: 15
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I am watering the lawn on a day I am not allowed to. Odd numbered houses can water on Wednesday and Saturday only.
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Trying on my neighbours trousers from their washing line..whoops! didn't know you were watching!..does my bum look too big in them?
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You saw me steal your Under wear! lol
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I jumped in front of you in the buffet line. Big deal!! I thought you were asleep!
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I'm so embarrassed--I just couldn't make it to the bathroom!
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Nope, not going to do it, never ever ever in a million years, even if you beg me, just cant, wont, would not, and....Dont even have to!!! Hows that!!
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Why don't we just keep it between ourselves, OK?
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But I had to Pee real bad and I didnt think anyone would see me.
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look.......every now and then "the itch" just has to be scratched. ok? <wanna smell my fingers?>
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But her "T" shirt said "Sperm Dumpster"...so..
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Will I tell? No. Then I'd have to take out a hit on them too ;)
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There might be children present, are you sure that's wise?
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Oh Karen, please don't tell. Think of what it will do to your brothers life.
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What does it really matter what i do.
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Well, of course! You saw me park in the handicapped spot at the store, and get out of my van and walk... ...to the back, where I got out my mobility scooter. Did you notice I either had a cane, or was holding onto the van to keep from falling? That my right foot is much shorter than my left? The scar on my knee? That I seemed a little wobbly (balance) waiting for the scooter to hit the ground? That I pretty much flopped into the seat?? Did you see the handicapped placard on my mirror? The hand-controls in the van? NEVER consider someone parking in a handicapped spot NOT handicapped until you've noticed everything... INCLUDING the passenger, who may be. ;-)
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