Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys. "Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire." "When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, all the time the dang phone was ringing off the hook." He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels; all the while, the phone continued to ring. When I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke." "Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up. When I finally am able to answer it, it's your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. And believe me mister, as the Good Lord is my witness, all I did was answer her question!"

thats so funny i pee my pants

its humorous...shove it up ur ass hehe

Yes it is funny, but not the funniest joke I've ever heard. What else ya got?

Its alright Bull.:)

That funny, Hahaha!

... not quite roll on the floor quality of funny, but most definitely amusing ...

Nice joke!