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by Ec-nal Licensed Bootie Inspector on October 12th, 2008
..your house has tires yo...
by goldpanner on October 12th, 2008
If your riding lawn mower has more miles on it than your car....you just might be a redneck.(just made that one up lol)
by Donkey Kong on October 29th, 2009
If the most commonly heard phrase in your house is "come look at this before I flush it"...you might be a redneck.
by CaptainHarley adores his life penguin on October 12th, 2008
If directions to your house include, "turn OFF the paved road," you just might be a redneck.
If the RICHEST person in your family just bought a new home and you need to go help him take the tires off of it, you just might be a redneck,
If you mow your yard and find a CAR, you just might be a redneck.
If you go to family reunions to meet WOMEN, you just might be a redneck.
( I have LOTS of these I remembered from Jeff Foxworthy and from other sources! LOL! )
by LuckyLefty on October 12th, 2008
N.A.S.C.A.R.
Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks
&
There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard. (My neighborhood)
by Shatzee coming back? on October 29th, 2009
If you can correctly identify all the different species of bug guts on your windshield
by -Icy- on October 29th, 2009
you might be a redneck if your family tree does not fork out +5
by shady on October 13th, 2008
If the police have ever been called on your Bible Study Group. To be fair there were less than a dozen and they only had to come back once
by goldpanner on October 12th, 2008
If your directions sound like this,"head down this road for about two and a half beers and take a right.It's about a beer and a half after that. you can't miss it." you just might be....
by goldpanner on October 12th, 2008
I came up with this one coming off from a mountain in my car after a big windy snow storm and a big tree was across the road.
If a chainsaw is part of your automotive emergency kit....you just might be a redneck.(I cut my way out.lol)
by Simply99 -- Not a fan favorite. on October 12th, 2008
Easy. It's the "You might be a redneck if you get a kick off of you might be a redneck jokes."
by American idle on August 18th, 2007
....If the bride and the grooms family is sittin' on the same side of the church.
by Arisztid on August 18th, 2007
You might be a redneck if you have a plastic statue of Elvis anywhere in your home.
You are a redneck if you light candles by it in memoriam of Elvis.
by thekingcobra63 on August 18th, 2007
If you have ever been too drunk to fish, you might be a redneck.
by Glory on August 18th, 2007
if you go to a funeral to meet girls...
if you say hey ma, come look at this before I flush it
by thinkin on February 17th, 2007
if your house has wheel story of my life till about 3 months ago
by - retroglide - on February 17th, 2007
You might be a redneck if you ask the preacher, “How’s it hanging?”
by Keysha on August 18th, 2007
You might be a redneck if your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
You ARE a biker if the above is true. :P
by Count Orlok on October 29th, 2009
If you live in a rural area and behave as such.
—from Family Guy.
by gone on August 18th, 2007
If a family reunion is a dating opportunity.
by JTP on August 18th, 2007
You might be a redneck if you clean out you're pick-em up truck by going really fast then suddenly stopping.
by Anonymous on August 18th, 2007
You might be a redneck if you discover a car while mowing your yard.
You might be a redneck if your Mom doesn't even remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the highway patrolman to kiss her "Backside."
by Symbeline on October 29th, 2009
-If your favourite thing to watch on TV is lawnmower racing.
-If that TV sits on some cinderblocks and a sheet of plywood.
-When you think "Big Mutha Truckers" is the epitome of the gaming world.
-If you're having trouble reading this.
-If the only reading material you have is a restraining order saying you can't get close to your wife.
-Your wife is also your sheep.
by asweetguy4u2know saya R.I.P Nelson on September 21st, 2007
you've been married 3 times and haven't changed in laws lol
by uwtsamow rEdnEck on January 21st, 2008
If you see a sign that says "Say No To Crack" and it reminds you to pull your pants up.
by Inducted Kitty on October 13th, 2008
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
or
You ever cut the grass on your front lawn and found a car there.
by orsonwelles on October 13th, 2008
....if your wife tells you, "Honey, you have to get the transmission out of the tub. I need to take a bath".
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or
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....if you're at a dance and someone yells "Hoedown", and your girlfriend hits the floor, you might be a redneck.
by The Account Formerly Known As Peyton on August 18th, 2007
GIT 'ER DONE!!!
If your gun rack has a gun rack on it.
by Oor Galooly - on May 3rd, 2008
If you have a mobile home and 14 cars that aren`t.
If you have a diploma on the wall from somebody`s School of Trucking.
by Anonymous on September 21st, 2007
If you register for your wedding at the bait -n- tackle shop
Bob Cratchit, you are going to have a good time this year anyway, aren't you? Despite
being canned for putting toilet paper roll on wrong,
by einsteinwasright0116 on December 1st, 2011
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if we have wings...can we fly???
by Anshuman_K on December 6th, 2011
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Finish this joke! Jesus, Hitler and Popeye walk into a bar....
by Piano Player on December 10th, 2011
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Ever pretended to laugh with, as you laughed at?
by Random on December 26th, 2011
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What is the funniest error message you ever saw?
by XT on January 3rd, 2012
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lmao!
by LuckyLefty on October 12th, 2008
I lived 6 or 7 years in a house with tires. Thanks, bud.
by Simply99 -- Not a fan favorite. on October 12th, 2008