How many beers does it take to mow your lawn?
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ANSWERS: 7
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I will let you know as soon as I start the lawn mower, the problem is there is never enough money for gas for the lawn mower with the price of beer.
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I don't have a lawn, so I think three beers would be about right.
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just one, but he has to be a big one to push the mower.
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have to balance it perfectly, too few beers makes it a chore, too many makes it a lullabye
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First, you need a lawn. If you don't own a lawn, don't mow any lawns. If you do own a lawn, go grab a beer and walk out to check out the length of the grass. Is it too short to need mowing? Is it too long to mow? Are there any endangered species living in your lawn? Is it too hot to mow? Is it too cold to mow? Do you even own a mower (that works)? There are many questions you will need to consider before you begin. Go grab a chair, drink some beer, and ponder these and any other questions you may have. The first thing to think about is why are you watering and fertilizing your lawn, just so you can mow it more often. Stop doing that. Let it turn brown, die down, problem solved for a while. Now look at your mower, if you still think you need to mow. Grab another beer, check if the mower has gasoline in it. Don't try to start it yet, as you have been drinking beer, and you shouldn't operate machinery after drinking. Oh-oh, looks like a football game is starting in a few minutes. Go back into the house, turn on the tube and grab another beer. There's always tomorrow.
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Oh, so that's how you do it? I mowed the lawn Wednesday and spent all day Thursday feeling stiff and sore. I left out the beer.
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Lawn Mowers can be fun. You can be creative with them. Like leaving a checkerboard pattern in your yard, or doing the same to a neighbor's yard:) Holding someone's hand and grabbing the spark-plug while it's running, and watching them jump
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