What is the stupidest argument you have ever heard?
by 
Angel of Music
ANSWERS: 13
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Someone disagreed and said I wasn't good looking.
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When 2 people were arguing over who had a pair of sneakers first.
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My sister argued when we were kids that birds can't hear "because they don't have ears". I won the arguement when she couldn't come up with a reason why they sing.
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My students, in class; "what are looking at?" "nothing." "quit looking at me" "I'm not looking at you." [now shouting] "shut up" "you shut up" "dirty" "burnt" "my brother's gonna beat you up" "my brother can beat up your brother" "no way, my brother can beat yours until he cries" "yeah right . . ." This is just a snap shot of a typical arguement. And no, it isn't a joke, they do this regularly - everywhere.
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Children are born evil. No @%#^$ way!
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That allowing gay marriage will negatively impact heterosexual marriage.
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The two woman in a store that came to blows over the last case of drinking water because they were panicing about a hurricane that was going to hit 10 days later over 400 miles away. The hurricane turned out to be a pussycat and these woman has charges pressed against them. I just don't get it.
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creationism vs evolution.
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That all animals got along very well. All of them, because they were vegetarians. The problem started in Noah's Arch because of the lack of food and that's when the wild kingdom started, as soon as they got out of the Arch. People with that kind of ignorant, elementary school kind of thinking make serious Religious denominations look bad.
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"Did not!" "Did, too!" "Did not!" "Did, too!"
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Hard to answer this. A PC tirade against gay marriage? "I'm a reactionary hick from Georgia who just can't stand the thought of somebody being happy in a homosexual context."
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I've had many stupid ones, here's one of the top of my head. It was when the new Rambo movie came out. My friend Gary believed that the movie was called Stallone, because I guess on the movie poster it says Rambo and Stallone in big letters. So we went back and forth like that, but he just couldn't get that Sylvester Stallone was the actor. Although he knew Stallone was an actor and the star of the movie. I never did realize just how stupid he was until that day.
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I got in an argument over which way the wind blows. Stupid, yes, but it entertained me.
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