ANSWERS: 17
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Stand up and object to the marriage when the preacher asks if there is anyone who has a reason for that couple to not be joined.
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Fu*king the bride to be.
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Get drunk, naked, and accuse the bride of being a whore !
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Hit on the bride
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The Best Man gives the Groom a BJ instead of a "THE RING".
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Make entrance into the hall when the wedding ceremony is almost over.
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Wear a big white dress and walk behind the bride to be.
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Get drunk and act like an A**.
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Bring their child when children weren't invited to the wedding. Wearing white(if you're a girl) is a no-no. Taking pictures in the church when an announcement was specifically made NOT to take pics so the photographer could get the best lighting. Crying so loudly it causes a distraction.
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object ot the marriage.
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Shoot everybody. Sorry, you asked. Not suggesting it but that would seem pretty bad. Second to the worst is not as bad. +5
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Say something uncomplimentary, embarrassing or disgusting when the clergyman asks "Speak now or forever hold your peace."
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kiss the bride or groom.
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Tripping the bride on her way down the aisle. Kissing the bride or groom. Streaking. Spilling red-wine on the bride's wedding dress before the ceremony. Getting smashed, then throwing in your seat or in the holy water bowl during the ceremony.
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Shit on the wedding cake. Rape some underage guest. Murder someone. Are you asking about 'the worst' in general? Or the worst thing a SANE person would do? This is more of a freak accident, but I think the worst SANE thing I could do would be to give the bride a black eye by accidentally hitting her with a champagne cork.
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the bride
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get drank, barf on the wedding cake, sleep with the groom. die in the middle of ceremony. when assigned as a musician play a funeral march instead of wedding march for the ceremony.
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