Tomorrow is farmers' market day - it seems that I am not allowed to mention the kinds of local produce I buy there, in case someone finds it offensive. What offensive items do you think I could possibly buy at the market?
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dea_ex_machina
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Meh, it should be noted that spam and "offensive" are in the same category. Perhaps some troll thought you were advertising for the market. A long, ripe zucchini. Underripe bananas. Whipped cream. Honey. Chocolate sauce. Peanut butter. Theoretically, any food item could be "offensive," depending on one's imagination. lol
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>>it seems that I am not allowed to mention the kinds of local produce I buy there....<< What makes it seem that way?
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Do they grow dildoes or something? I don't even know what you are alluding to.
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Are they growing pot?
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Garlic and Onions can be offensive to some.
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I'm totally lost. i can't imagine what they could sell that would be offensive
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At my local market, they keep chickens caged close, ready-to-slaughter. Same goes for fish; the swine, they keep in back. Nothing like picking up your veggies next to a feather-strewn bloodbath, though.
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LOL this is too funny! OK, so I know what faggots are in the U.S., but what are they where you come from? Kind of like what my my called Brazil Nuts when I was growing up, if you called them that in the market now a days you would get your teeth shoved down your throat.
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If you are going to the farmer's market, be sure to enjoy it while you can, if you are in the USA, as we may lose all of our Farmers Market and roadside stands if certain legislation goes through. It's very sad for us :-(
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Asparagus, leeks, okra.
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Offensive things, let's see, um, Kumquat, Nut roll, Head cheese, Succotash, or dare I say, Spotted Dick :-)
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