Safe socks wouldn't get mismated would they?
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Jim in a Nautilus COAT
ANSWERS: 7
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Hopefully not, if they're wearing galoshes :)
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No, of course not. One of the many advances we'll see fron nanotechnology is self-matching socks... you will just throw them into the dryer, and in the tumbling process the microfibers on each sock will bind with their factory-paired partners, like so many DNA strands making a new life form. If a sock gets lost, it will radio back to the mothership, and your genetically engineered dog will get a mental IM to pick the thing up and dump it in the dryer. The future will be wonderful, just you wait!
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What exactly are safe socks?
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Mine don't. All my black ones are exactly alike and all my white ones are exactly alike. No problem even it you're color blind. They must the the safe socks you mentioned. Unless, you are referring to condoms. They are used only one at a time anyway.
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I have to laugh sometimes when my children are wearing odd socks because they cant find the other one, pure laziness
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Safe socks as opposed to unsafe socks? What are unsafe socks? Made from razor wire? Impregnated with lead? Plutonium laced? I must be behind the times or something..
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Not a chance. Except perhaps for the colors. The sizes don't a stand a chance at mismating. http://www.thesocksack.com/ Can't assure the same with safe sex though.
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