The body of God was found floating in the North Atlantic this week - pathologists, forensic scientists, the Pope and various other religious leaders have confirmed this. What would you do? what do you think others would do?
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Athrael
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In the words of "Ash" from "Army of Darkness (Evil Dead III)": "It's a trick. Get an axe." EDIT: Bruce Campbell Rules!
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Hahaha. I would hang the body from a tree over night. Then I would take a piss on it.
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I would laugh out loud, religious fanatics would cry over the corpse of a supposedly imortal subject. religion is a great source of histeria.
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I would ask atheists if they believed now that he had existed.
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I assume this is a hypothetical question. If God were to die and end up floating in the North Atlantic, I would find that pretty strange. He has an enormous Universe (he created), and he chooses to die inside it as some sort of sea creature, or at least leaving a floating carcass of some sort. How would the Pope or religious leaders be able to confirm that it was God? How would a forensic scientist know it's God? Officer: "What do you make of this, Pope?" Pope: "That's God all right. It's wearing a WWJD pin. That clenches it." Officer: "What do you make of this Dr. Forensics?" Dr. Forensics: "I concur with the Pope man on this one. I've excised this thing's brain and find that its ego center is enormous, and would have required constant worship to keep it from killing everyone mercilessly." This hypothetical is pretty silly.
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Start using science to impregnate octo-mom with god's DNA.
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Clone it.
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