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I'd say "mum?" What on earth are you doing wearing my pajamas?
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If the chimpanzee was wearing pyjamas, how would I know it was a 'him?'
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"You have the wrong house. Go away."
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lol come in darling and ill find you somes clothes.
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I wouldn't say much ... just close the door really fast!! Those chimps can be mean!!! lol
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After the mauling of the woman in the state I live in 2 months ago, I would be calling the police and animal control.
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Honey, did you lock yourself outside again.
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Honestly? I'd look through the peephole, see what was there, and not answer the door! :)
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Before or after I peed myself?
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I suppose he has some lame story about locking himself out of the house and he would like to come in and use my phone too? I'm not falling for that one again. Not after the last time. We just got the smell of bananas out of the carpet.
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I would run, considering the last time I saw a chimp on the news for brutally attacking a woman.
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Come in little fellow and I would call animla control.
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I'd say ... I can see by your PJ's that your relatives gave you the wrong address. They live right next door, be sure to ring their doorbell !! :)
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Good morning Mr. Ex-President, got lost again?
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Why didn't you ring the door bell?
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Whose back did you just jump off of? lol
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I'd congratulate him for using the brass knocker. Not having a doorbell, most humans ignore the knocker and tippy-tap on the door which I often don't hear, resulting in missed appointments and having to collect parcels from the sorting office etc.....
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i would say would he like a dressing gown, as its mighty cold out there!!
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dam,if you dont look like my first boss.
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" Can I help you?"
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Was that you that left that bag of flaming dog shit!!! <hits em in the head with a banana>
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I would tell him..Hey monkey,why did Michael Jackson leave you here and you better leave and beat It..LOL
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"Very funny guys..."
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WTF are you doing here George!!!
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Ya could'a put a robe on.... Sheeeesh!
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