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by Account Closed on April 4th, 2009
Jaywalking through why did my nonsense question get flagged and merged with another nonsense question.
by nzguy.. on April 4th, 2009
I would have committed "Pontification!"
The act of speaking out for the purpose of hearing onself speak.
Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.
An example would be like??
There goes that motherfucker with his pontification again.
Attaboy Message from a wannabe manager
by MIA on April 5th, 2009
Instigating AB Chick fights?? ;) I am still out of points for you...sorry :(
by daisychain on April 4th, 2009
Hypocrisy, especially when I am in a bad mood. Oh and mocking conservatism, vegetarianism and creationism. Jeeze I am a bad person.
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on June 9th, 2009
Grammering and spell.
by Paradox on April 23rd, 2009
question-rape
by HiroTaro on April 6th, 2009
Just being me? Being too nice maybe?
by Designeedawn on April 6th, 2009
Vulgar statements, starting fights, and indecent exposure.
Just being me :)
by mtndewman44 on April 4th, 2009
Being on controlled substances(medicines)and trying to be the last comic standing on a Friday night open Mic night at the sillyville comedy club.(whew,I thought I would never get all that out in one breath)
by Beavis - the other white meat on April 4th, 2009
Exceeding the snark limit?
by Zack on June 29th, 2009
Indecent exposure.
by Melissa on June 9th, 2009
Loitering. I can spend hours on here lurking, reading Q's and A's, giving points here and there.
by Gnome of Kevonia is a Cheerwine junkie on June 9th, 2009
Giving too many points (I've hit the weekly point limit for Firebrand, and I've hit the point limit for Kevisaurus before too) and staying up waaaaay too late for AB.
by Merfish on May 2nd, 2009
Being too quite.
I get alot of comments on the fact that I seldom comment.
by Lion Heart sleeps on April 24th, 2009
Horrifying others! lol
by Symbeline on April 5th, 2009
Symbeline De La Metrie Zelda Marshe Rated R
Has been convicted of the following infractions;
-Cereal Box Slashing.
-Being an atheist.
-Random and general psychopathy.
-Possession of strange jars.
-Zombie conspiracy.
-Choda tattooing.
-And otherwise just being too awesome for this environment.
She is to appear on Court and be made to testify before the Thought Police, and please, with more constructive and persuasive claims and statements OTHER than; "Screw you, HIPPY!!", "The unibrow made me do it.", SCREW the norm!" or "But I'm psychosomatic!!"
The offender is seen wobbling the city streets at three in the morning, while strapped in a straitjacket and mumbling about the "mirror world".
The accumulation of offenses has forced us to take away her pillows and coffee, to which she vehemently replies "You can take my soul but you can't take my VIKING soul!"
>_>
by R U Sirius on April 4th, 2009
Making fun of the officer for wearing high waters............
by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on April 4th, 2009
Complaining too much about glitches.
by Miss Anubis loves this season on April 4th, 2009
Excessive pointing *lol*
PDA *BIG HUG*
by Bluemuun on April 4th, 2009
I'm innocent, I was framed I tell ya! LOL
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on April 4th, 2009
Conspicuous Consumption!..and..Blatant Veracity...(lol!)
by trouble... on April 4th, 2009
Offensive nonsense.
by Carl_07 on April 4th, 2009
Disorderly conduct as I have joked around In rudeness behavior when I first joined AB.
by Zack on April 4th, 2009
Being too much of a horndog. LOL
by Little Miss Dangerous on April 28th, 2010
Decent Exposure
...I'm never indecent!
by LoggyBren on July 6th, 2009
Being naive and too sensitive.
by TERRYTUKER on July 6th, 2009
Public defender
by raylrodr on July 6th, 2009
Honesty and integrity.
by AnonymousGirl on July 5th, 2009
Apparently stalking...
Go figure.
by vera city on June 29th, 2009
felonious cuteness....there oughtta be a law!
by DudeLer 2 on June 29th, 2009
defending my question and answers from two trolls. I got the penalty box. I would have rather had a ticket.
by tonsofun on June 9th, 2009
juvenile Jovial joculariaty.
by raindancer on June 9th, 2009
Unliscensed use of sarcasm and blatant verbosity!
I don't think there are "adult" profiles on AB. Of course there
is no way to view one, or reason, unless they ask to be friends.
by einsteinwasright0116 on November 18th, 2011
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I have seen some ladies post pictures on Adult AB showing nude body parts, some get deleted while others don't, why is that?
by MLT1977 on November 3rd, 2011
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SO I PONDERED A QUESTION AND WAS GOING TO ANSWER AND WHEN I CAME BACK TO LOOK FOR IT THE QUESTION WAS GONE.WHAT HAPPENED ON HERE?CENSORSHIP?
by spreadingtheword on November 25th, 2011
| 1 person likes this
Is there a way to get an offensive ABer banned from the site?
by greyowl on October 26th, 2011
| 2 people like this
how do u get points in answerbag?
by oscareo on December 26th, 2011
| 2 people like this
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