If they issued tickets on AB, what would your offense be?
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ANSWERS: 32
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Exceeding the snark limit?
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Jaywalking through why did my nonsense question get flagged and merged with another nonsense question.
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Being too much of a horndog. LOL
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Hypocrisy, especially when I am in a bad mood. Oh and mocking conservatism, vegetarianism and creationism. Jeeze I am a bad person.
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I would have committed "Pontification!" The act of speaking out for the purpose of hearing onself speak. Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge". Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high. Usually full of shit. An example would be like?? There goes that motherfucker with his pontification again. Attaboy Message from a wannabe manager
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Disorderly conduct as I have joked around In rudeness behavior when I first joined AB.
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Offensive nonsense.
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Conspicuous Consumption!..and..Blatant Veracity...(lol!)
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Being on controlled substances(medicines)and trying to be the last comic standing on a Friday night open Mic night at the sillyville comedy club.(whew,I thought I would never get all that out in one breath)
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I'm innocent, I was framed I tell ya! LOL
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Excessive pointing *lol* PDA *BIG HUG*
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Complaining too much about glitches.
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Making fun of the officer for wearing high waters............
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Symbeline De La Metrie Zelda Marshe Rated R Has been convicted of the following infractions; -Cereal Box Slashing. -Being an atheist. -Random and general psychopathy. -Possession of strange jars. -Zombie conspiracy. -Choda tattooing. -And otherwise just being too awesome for this environment. She is to appear on Court and be made to testify before the Thought Police, and please, with more constructive and persuasive claims and statements OTHER than; "Screw you, HIPPY!!", "The unibrow made me do it.", SCREW the norm!" or "But I'm psychosomatic!!" The offender is seen wobbling the city streets at three in the morning, while strapped in a straitjacket and mumbling about the "mirror world". The accumulation of offenses has forced us to take away her pillows and coffee, to which she vehemently replies "You can take my soul but you can't take my VIKING soul!" >_>
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Instigating AB Chick fights?? ;) I am still out of points for you...sorry :(
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Vulgar statements, starting fights, and indecent exposure. Just being me :)
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Just being me? Being too nice maybe?
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question-rape
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Horrifying others! lol
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Being too quite. I get alot of comments on the fact that I seldom comment.
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Giving too many points (I've hit the weekly point limit for Firebrand, and I've hit the point limit for Kevisaurus before too) and staying up waaaaay too late for AB.
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Loitering. I can spend hours on here lurking, reading Q's and A's, giving points here and there.
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Unliscensed use of sarcasm and blatant verbosity!
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juvenile Jovial joculariaty.
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Grammering and spell.
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defending my question and answers from two trolls. I got the penalty box. I would have rather had a ticket.
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Indecent exposure.
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felonious cuteness....there oughtta be a law!
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Apparently stalking... Go figure.
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Honesty and integrity.
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Public defender
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Being naive and too sensitive.
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