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A definite yes Yarnlady. Kids on golf courses should never be allowed, unless it is a special day for them to be there. They can pop out onto a fairway at any time without warning, of course they don't understand the word 'fore'. Did I tell you about the couple who were having a game, they drove off the 1st, he went to the left, she to the right. She found her ball in a bunch of buttercups and began slashing at it, destroying the flowers as she did so. Finally the ball came out, she looked up to see the most beautiful lady standing in front of her. I am the Mother of all flowers, the lady said. And you have just destroyed one of my plants. From this day forth, you will never have anything to do with butter. The lady disappeared. The golfer lady called out to her man.'Have you found your ball,? Yes, he replied. It's here in a bunch of Pussywillows. His wife screamed to him. Do not touch that ball.???????????????????
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Fact from fiction, truth from diction. Gadzooks! They let children on the links? Around here you would have a better chance seeing a flying purple whale with yellow spots before you see any rugrats out on the greens. Unless, as it was said before, a special day and time set for them.
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