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No, but I bet Bush is sitting on one right now, with the taxpayer's money he steals
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No, but I saw a goose crap a golden egg into a porcelain pot.
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Only in pictures, If only my butt were good enough....
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Now I have. http://www.thebathroomdiaries.com/images/gold_toilet.jpg
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Yeah i saw one, in TV, the tiles were made out of rubies, and the floor out of gold, with a border of diamonds. I would love to take a dump there, that'll be awesome!
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Only on Newsreel of some Arabic Sheiks Palace
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Yes. Someone I did some business with once had one in his fancy home master bath. I thought to myself, "This guy is so arrogant and self-important that he even thinks his sh*t is worth alot!" What a shallow and insecure guy he was.
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Yep. I was blitzed and it was actually a tuba.
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No I have one made of balsa wood and I have to sit very carefully and be very still.
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Yes, i have actually touched a solid gold commode. where? At the Hearst Mansion in California. If it looked like gold, it was gold. The swimming pool had inlaid gold all around. You can imagine how strict the security was. Even toilet roll holders were gold. Was i amazed? You can believe it!!
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Yes. I was on a tour of the De Havilland aircraft plant in Toronto. Some Saudi Prince had bought a personal Dash 8 and had all the bathroom fixtures done in gold.
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I was over at MC Hammers house and I was just about to sit on it when he yelled: Hey! Can't touch this!! What is his toilet make out of now?
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