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John
ANSWERS: 8
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Yep. Love the zombie breath boiled egg/beer farts too.
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well not rally maybe if itz silent enough :P
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How many times do we have to go over this?!?! Etiquette considers flatulence to be involuntary. Anyone saying or doing anything to draw attention to it is being extremely rude. Everyone is supposed to pretend that nothing happened. So, therefore, if one happened to have flatulence in an elevator, or a park, or anywhere else, it is NOT a big deal, except to those under seven years of age. Of course, if one feels flatulence coming on, one should excuse themself to the rest room. But that is not always the case. I don't make the etiquette rules, but I know about them - from the experts! :o)
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Only if I had to fart. I mean, I'm not going to FORCE myself to fart if I don't have one brewing as that may lead to something a little more solid.
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I wouldn't because I would probably give myself away by laughing. I really try not to let them 'slip' out in public. At home it's a different story.
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Only, and only if, it was filled with either school children or fake posh people. Both would give me the desired response (real posh people are too normal to be shocked).
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Absolutely not.
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Yes, as long as it's not the same elevator as I use everday or the same one I farted in last time. I have the technique down, I can make any fart silent, so everyone pretends nothing has happened and wonders who it was. A few times everyone was looking at me, but oh well. Once I squeaked on accident, that was awkward. More than you wanted to know, I'm sure.
Moongrim 
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