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Hey bro, listen. Your dog is really annoying me, and I'm not trying to be rude, but the next time your dog comes in my yard I am going to be forced to call the pound to come pick him up.
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Just be polite, clear and calm, it is better to get along with neighbours ;0)
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Say that Satan has been seen in the area looking for unattended dogs. . Well you did specify a "Christian way" right?
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Insufficient information, do you own a pneumatic nail gun?
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tell him "If your dog doth trespass against me I will bring forth my wrath upon him, and strike him down and he will be no more" Kind of old testament sounding, let me know how it works.
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meat pie?
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Ask the animal control to deliver a copy of the local dog ordinance to your neighbor. Explain to them that he needs a lesson on controlling his dog. Your taxes pay for them to do the job, you don't have to have any involvement in it.
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