The President. You have so many against you, so many for you, so many straddling the fence, so many non voters spouting opinions (which is wrong of the non voters). It has to be an extremely hard job. I know I wouldnt want it.

shoe salesman, ask Al Bundy why...

A prostitute giving away your body to anyone who is willing to pay. Having little self worth and exposure to many STDs.

A proctologist. The lower GI is just a smelly, dirty place to be peeking around at.

Car salesman. do you really believe you can trust anyone to sell you a new or used car and that person will tell you the truth, the whole truth? Car salesmen's one objective is to make a sale. their goal is your name on the bottom line. Has a car salesman ever told you that if you did like the car or it proved unworthy, that you could bring it back? no and they never will. a car salesman knows each used car on his lot. the mostly bad ones and maybe one or two good autos. I give this answer for one reason, the used junk autos, that line the highway, that were sold to innocent people that just needed a dependable set of wheels. i know these vehicles were sold as junk, since most have a paper tag or drive out tag in the window and were sold 2 or 3 days before the mechanical breakdown. you have seen these vehicles on the highway yourself. I feel sorry for people that do not or understand good english. the car salesmen find these people as prime targets to unload their junk, knowing all along the vehicle would not run but a few days at most. Yep, car salesmen are no. 1 on my _hit list. sorry to say this, but i see it everyday. people walking and i give them a ride. i know what has happened before i ask.

I think school teacher would be pretty bad. In front of a class all day, all the disrespect. I really couldn't handle it.

I think working pouring hot tar on the road's and having to level it in hot and sweaty weather and with hateful people passing by -

Wow! As usual some fantastic answers guys! Thanks so much.

The ones who prepare bodies for burial.