Not Poetry more Doggeral WHO AM I? My Favourite Bagger He seems to be patient , honest and kind, combined with an intellectual inscisive mind His answers are thorough and explain the facts, he has helped me often, with kindness and tact.

His name is steven But is known as nevets He likes to get even So you could end up at the vets I believe he is jewish Because of his avatar If i got one wish Id ask for him to be a superstar Hes supposed to be good looking Even though im not gay So while i am cooking Ill say - good day! That took me a while but i think its quite good. I suck at poems so this should be my best. I hope you like it! EDIT a new poem by me - i need a bit more time and then ill have it done!

Eagle1 hes so fun he answers questions i like his intestines...

An Ode To Trolls by Sunblynd Oh cowardly and spineless Troll... You come to us full of shit and unarmed of wit, you act as if you were just weened from your mothers tit Oh pathetic and loathsome Troll... In case you didn't know, yes, everyone thinks your an asshole and you futily prove them right, with your lack of mental might. Oh pitiful and miserable Troll... You are the dingle berry clinging to the ass of AB society you are the schmuck, the fool, the idiot, the jack ass, the nincompoop, the schmo, your presense here is nothing short of a true asshole. Oh retarded and simple minded Troll you are full of malice, hostility, spitefulness and hate... you are living proof, that even God, can make a mistake. Oh ignorant and stupid Troll... You are the epitome, the embodiment, of a human with no soul You are the personification of a poster child for birth control Oh boring and scatter brained Troll... Your a fleeting nuisance, like a gnat at a phucking BBQ... and... I can go on and on, about what we Answerbaggers think of you. So sayeth Sunblynd. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- New submission Sunday Feb 4th, 2007 9:30am Night of the Living Moderators; by Sunblynd They are the invisible and the unseen... The mysterious, who stress you to keep it clean... They are the censors, the authority, the man... They are the conspiritors of the AB master plan. Just doing their job, at the ready, they are always on patrol, To shut those baggers up, those of us, with big pie holes. If you need their help, well, most all of us are mostly certainly screwed Unless your name is Bob, who's pride was obviously bruised. Well if you find AB offensive, abusive or obscene... Grab a book of matches and a can of gasoline... Just take that first amendment, and through it on the pyre Cause if you censor our freedom of speech, your a f*#%! liar. Well if you got brown on your nose, apparently you can get things done Im suprised that they pry'd their eyes from surfing the net for porn If your Q&A get's rejected, cause it was subjective or unclear Hey, just roll up a phatty, and crack open an ice cold beer. For Staffie. Thank you.

The Stableboy is truly a very good guy With answers full of wit and sound sense His Zen words make one often think "Oh my!" Since taking stock of oneself can make us wince. He never backs down from a difficult post His words, well stated in diction and theory His wisdom is respected and honored here by most Even those who toss out an obtuse query.

I will write one about you, Jenniferx: The cry went out from Tennessee To see if there could any be A soul, a poet, an observer of humanity Yeah one who would venture into insanity To write a verse about one so outstanding As to merit a literary commanding. As is only fair, the one to whom we sang Is she who asked, thus, boomerang!

yes. yes, i could.

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Why, yes, I could. EDIT: I dont eat oatmeal everyday Nor is my dinner plate just meat Its "salt AND pepper" Its "fruit AND cheese" It's the "AND" that makes me eat. My favorite things are all the things that compliment and temper So bare your soul unhinge your brain Theres no one right answer This is a cop out, Im telling you now Youl' just have to get over it he's not like her Im not like you I just cant play favorites

Even-tempered, lovely and sweet Well-versed, well-read, you'd love to meet This man of whom I now do speak A look in his eyes, your knees go weak His logic is sound His wisdom quite profound His compassion without limits You've a problem - he can fix it! Logging on every day Sometimes for graft, sometimes for play Well respected by his peers Unsure about something? He'll banish your fears! By now, you surely have guessed This man, head and shoulders above the rest Have you found the true identity The subject of this little ditty? This man, you think you know his head But, I fear, this herring is red Not that one, initials S B But in fact, they are C DG

GARY MARSHALL( a redneck in tennessee ) he hides emotions rather well. he's got money, so he says, $50,000 to be exact, buried in his brothers yard. he shot his ex wife in the leg, so she stole his $90,000 from a trailer in the back yard and took off to mexico. he failed as a contract killer, he missed. he's pretty tough and scarey though. i think he's the most hilarious person i know.:)

clenching teeth and clenching fists she is strong but weak and no longer in the arms of herself but in the arms and thoughts of another too late to return back to the little girl she once was she is now stronger and vulnerable to the truths of love and life