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Jumped from a ceiling beam that she was watching birds out the window...to the ceiling fan! She cried and cried and I tried to get her down...but she ended up jumping. Crazy cat.
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My lovely cat, Shadow, tried to commit kitty suicide by jumping through a screen and out a second story window. Of course, being a cat, jumping from such a great height is counterproductive and she just landed on her feet anyway. She's a little messed up in the head...
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well this is true but probably hard to believe, when i first got one of my dogs she was playing in the garden and came in limping so i was giving her loads of attention and looking what was wrong. anyway she went back out and a bit later came in limping with the other paw.i think she was just liking all the attention lol
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My friends cat jumped off of my truck onto the bird feeder in an attempt to catch one. When he jumped the bird just flew away leaving him hanging there. I was laughing so hard I almost peed my pants.
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My dog likes to lick bird crap off the pavement. Weird and sick all in one. He's a stupid dog anyway.
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Run away from the phone moments before a person it didn't like rang through.
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my dog will roll over onto her back and smile at you...she looks SO goofy...but she does a LOT of weird stuff
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I have a cat that fetches just like a dog.
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My dog comes to find me when she hears the message tone on my mobile, she has never been trained to do this
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I don't think my pets have done anything all that weird. My daughter's friend's cat jumped from a second story balcony onto a trampaline and then catapulted off onto the ground. That was kind of weird.
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My cat Sam attacked my 3 times bigger dog and drew BLOOD!
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if my cat can't get outside, she pees in the drain in the bath tub. (like at night,when she can't wake me or something.) did i just tell everyone that? it is gross but i always wash out the tub before i get in it.
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My cat licks plastic bags. I have no idea why if you put a plastic bag down she'll just lick it and if you take her away from it she'll just go back to it and start licking it again
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My dog loves to roll onto his back, and than just lie there. He'll do it if you go to pet him, he'll do it when nobody is around. He even did it when the vet came to give him his rabies shot.
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When he was a puppy he would sodomize my stuffed animals.
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my cat loves to hump my other boy cat.lol its nasty.he always does it when the other cat is eating.lol
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my puppy 'talks' to herself. it kind of like a soft growling noise when she's just sitting in her kennal! its very odd.
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Be my alarm clock. My cat will bite me on the nose to wake me up. Okay that's not really weird. My other cat will actually act like it is taunting me and dance around. Okay I guess that isn't really weird either. Well a little. Oh well I tried.
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One of our cats farted REALLY loud when she was a kitten and starting on solid food. She actually scared her self! She ran out of the litter box like there was a monster in there. Same cat also found her way into out clothing chest and walked into the living room with a pair of my wife's underwear wrapped around her head looking like everything was normal.
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I had a cat (had being the operative word) that waited until I went to call my husband for breakfast, then took. onto the table and took 1 egg, 1 slice of bacon, and 1 piece of toast. My husband came out of the kitchen and accused me of trying to put him on a diet. The cat had left the other egg,bacon slice, and slice of toast completely untouched. We found him under the table with the evidence. He got sent to the country where he spent the rest of his days happily catching mice in a friend's barn. (the cat not the husband)
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My dog chases his tail and barks at his shadow
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My dog used to steal my messy housemate's used panties and chew the crotches off ON MY BED! Honestly, explaining to another woman why her lingerie is spread across my bed with the crotches eaten is... awkward to say the least!
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My dog who is a girl humps my cat who is a guy
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My cat (who was a gentle fellow) would roll his paws into fists, sit up on his haunches, and king-hit the toms in the neighbourhood who would fight him.
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My budgie once made a Sunday Roast.
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My cat always crawls into folded towels. Heres a picture.
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My siamese kitty thinks hes a dog,if he gets a piece of chicken he will stand with it frozen,if another one of my cats gets close then he will start growling lol
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My python is a snuggler. She is shedding so I put her uner my shirt so she could get some of my body heat. She laid her head on my shoulder while she was under my shirt & took advantage of my body heat. She had he head sticking out of the top of my shirt like she was hugging me & we both fell asleep for about 3 hours like that. She is my baby.
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My dog was sleeping under the blanket one morning when I was making the bed.I did not know he was there.He stuck his head out,and almost scared me to death.
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Answered the door with a pair of panties hanging out of his butt.
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We put out food for the cat and the dog, both separate dishes. The cat goes for the dogfood and the dog goes for the catfood. They don't like eachother, so maybe they're justing teasing one another. The dog likes to lick elbows and the cat likes to bite you when you pet her.
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I used to have a cat that liked to try and drink out of a straw. He was so silly...
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My friend had gay rabbits and they would do 3somes.
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