What is the cutest, most awkward, or craziest thing a child has asked you?
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ANSWERS: 10
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Are you my Daddy?
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Hi mommy! little did he know i was his aunt. He still calls me mommy.
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One of my fondest memories was when my youngest daughter was 6. After seeing me check my truck tires with a tire gauge, she rode up to me on her little bicycle and said, "Daddy, will you take the tempature (spelled like she said it) in my tires too, I think one is low." Gives me a smile every time I remember it.
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Can you change my diaper? I pooped in it.
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"I want to be in jail" (he brought it up.....) "look, im a pothead!" (a different kid, he had a bucket on his head and was running around to all the staff saying it)
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"I think that cow is growing a sixth leg" -my little brother It was crazy because it was true. The cow had some kind of birth defect.
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When I was 12, and my youngest sister was 6, she woke me up by shaking a dead kitten in my face. She said, as the kitten flopped lifelessly, "Will you help me unfreeze this cat?" I said, "Go ask June (our oldest sister) to help you." I knew it was dead, but I didn't want to deal with her crying.
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Once our friends and their 8-year-old daughter came over for dinner, and she was bored and enjoying talking to me, so she said, "Let's go hang out in your room!!" I figured I'd give in cause not much was cooler than hanging out with a grown up when I was a kid. So we were upstairs just sitting on my bed and talking, and all of a sudden she opens the drawer in my headboard where my husband and I keep our *ahem* fun stuff and asked, ever so innocently, "What's in here?" I just shut the drawer and responded very quickly, "Stuff," all embarrassed...it was mighty awkward, although it would have been even worse if she'd pulled something out!!!
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very awkward...my daughter was about 4 yrs old. In line at the grocery store, daughter in the shopping cart seat, a friend of mine got in line behind us. My daughter says "Gee Mama, she sure is fat, isn't she?" (she was) I was soooo embarrassed! When I stammered something out to my daughter, my friend said, "that's alright honey. you're right. I am awfully fat." Needless to say, I had to have a talk with my daughter later about saying things that may hurt other peoples' feelings. lol
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What IS the pink thing under the doggie? (She was referring to an erection on a beagle.) Oh my oh my...
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