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by Ice man on February 21st, 2009
Here you can put this back in your wallet, I know you weren't fishing at 80 mph. Now could I possibly see your drivers license and registration. (true story) :)
by Ironhead on February 21st, 2009
What's your hurry....Going to a fire?
by Hyper on February 21st, 2009
Book him Dano!
Sorry I had to.
by Floater on February 21st, 2009
License and registration please
by -NUNYA-- on February 21st, 2009
GET DOWN ON THE GROUND! GET DOWN ON THE GROUND! GET.....DOWN.....ON.....THE......GROUND! GET DOWN ON THE GROUND! GET.....DOWN....ON....THE GROUND!!! They say it over and over and over. LOL +5
by Account Closed on February 21st, 2009
Feel lucky punk? Well do ya?
by Zack on February 21st, 2009
"License, registration and proof of insurance please."
by Autism Knows is finally Maestro on February 21st, 2009
is that a bag of weed in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me
by john pennington on February 21st, 2009
"You have a right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law.
If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed before any questioning.
Do you understand your Constitutional Rights as i have explained them to you?
What else did you expect from a cop??
by Amorphous Blob on February 21st, 2009
Of COURSE I want donuts with that.
by Miss Anubis loves this season on February 21st, 2009
"Step out of the car, ma'am"
by Eileen on February 21st, 2009
This is great I am a cop, and must admit used almost everyone of the lines here, LOL.
Thing is with a routine procedure we usually (or at least I do) use Sir or Ma'am before engaging in a conversation. And yet what comes out of the mouths of some of the folks we encounter, its very hard at times to keep a straight face.
Thank you for giving me something to chuckle about today. I wish you all well.
by debtahals wears a curiosity COAT on February 21st, 2009
Was going to go with the typical "Stick your hands in the air" or "Down on the ground" .. you know .. as we see on tv all the time.
But instead, decided to go with this uh oh one:
"You, again???!!!???"
by Schonberg on February 21st, 2009
"Do I detect the smell doughnuts in your shopping bag Mrs Cleaver?"
by King Tom on February 21st, 2009
what a silly question. There are thousands of things a police officer might say...
"Do you know how fast you were going?"
by Sixty B - Commander Topcoat on February 21st, 2009
"Have you been drinking?"
by Nature Lover Loves All on February 21st, 2009
Whose fingerprints are these on your...?
by SmashTheState on February 21st, 2009
"For fifty bucks, I can make this go away."
"Put a bag of crack in your pocket? Why would I do that? Heh heh."
"Hit that jigaboo again! Harder!"
"I had to shoot, I thought he had a gun."
Or my favourite, which is actually what the police in Merton, Ontario actually said to me when I pitched my tent in an empty, overgrown field: "You're on private property, but we haven't received a complaint so we can't *make* you leave. But we'll be back tonight. And there will be more of us."
by Sparky on February 21st, 2009
Hands in the air! Walk backwards toward me!
by Rollie on February 21st, 2009
"Do you understand your rights as I have read them to you?"
Book him.
by AliasTJ on February 21st, 2011
How much have you had to drink tonight?
by Britt Read on February 24th, 2009
All Right I will turn a blind eye this time....but it will cost you $300
by Joy to the world on February 22nd, 2009
"Spread em" is something else I've heard them say.
by Lippycow on February 21st, 2009
Can i see your driving licence:)
by Special K on February 21st, 2009
They might say " Would you shut up?"
by Bull wears a COAT of many colours on February 21st, 2009
I do hope Mrs. Cleaver is having a lovely day.
by Colt COAT of Justice on February 21st, 2009
Hand over behind your back;spread em sleee ball; gotcha creep; on the ground
Hello mam I am with the police
by trouble... on February 21st, 2009
Cop: "Why didn't you come to a complete stop back there at that stop sign?"
Me: "Well, I slowed down and looked both ways. It's the same thing."
Cop: While beating me viciously about the head and shoulders... "Do you want me to stop or slow down?"
by jas on February 21st, 2009
'Didn't you see the stop sign back there' I stopped at the stop sign, maybe a bit quick for his liking, but the real reason he stopped me was because I didn't have my seat belt on but they can't stop you for that reason only. I got a pass on the stop sign (which I would have fought) but got a fine for the seat belt violation.
by Anonymous on February 21st, 2009
'Ello 'ello 'ello
by Eric Rupert on November 15th, 2009
Do you have any guns, knives, hand-grenades, or other weapons in your pants, any objects that might poke me, or are you just happy to see me?
by Robertd903 on September 28th, 2009
"FREEZE--or name your beneficiary!!!"
by Anonymous on September 28th, 2009
show me your licesne and insurance card.....touch the end of your nose with your finger...have you been drinking? stand on one foot...your are under address...
by Gone on September 19th, 2009
Can you tell me why you didn't completely stop at that stop sign???
uh uh uh.......had me there. lol
by SgtThor on September 19th, 2009
It's half price, right?
by puzzled on September 17th, 2009
Is that two K's in colic?
by Italia on September 17th, 2009
Is there anything in the car that may poke me?
by Artist In the Ambulance on May 20th, 2009
$20 is not going to cut it son. Just Kidding :P
by Universe Of Life on May 20th, 2009
)))STOP! POLICE(((
by RC loves ice cream on May 20th, 2009
How much are the donuts?
by Hardcore Conservative on May 20th, 2009
"You only had two beers, huh?"
.
the drunks always say they only had two
by txpeaceofficer on May 20th, 2009
"Do you have any guns, knives, drugs, hookers, dead bodies, explosives or anything else illegal or that may hurt me in your vehicle?...mind if I search the vehicle?"
by Misty on April 15th, 2009
Hands behind your head, lean against the wall and spread um.
Oh lol that's me!!!
by josh1536 on March 1st, 2009
In the words of the British Police here,
"You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention, when questioned, something which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say will be given as evidence"
by Perryman on February 23rd, 2009
“How about a little appreciation?”
by RosieGHM Jetpacker on February 22nd, 2009
"Have a good day, m'am!" Happy Sunday, Mrs. C! :)
by Ankith on February 21st, 2009
Here in my country- "How much cash you got on you right now"? (that, to escape a ticket or legitimate fine)...
by Gene H on February 21st, 2009
Oh, well if you're out, I'll take a cream filled, then.
by tomsims on February 21st, 2009
Usually the first word I hear them say is, "Hi."
The criminals need to be scared of the police and not the other way around? agree?
by Louie_Ranking on September 24th, 2011
| 2 people like this
What happened the last time you had to talk to a police officer?
by Freedom00 on November 4th, 2011
| 7 people like this
It looks like lawers fighting traffic tickets is a growing industry on the web. Have you ever used one?
by Brainboy on October 2nd, 2011
| 1 person likes this
If your child were missing why would you stop cooperating with the authorities who are trying to find him/her?
by RosieGHM Jetpacker on October 9th, 2011
| 3 people like this
How does law enforcement ever catch anyone from surveillance videos? The pictures are unrecognizable!
by MotherTruckers on September 26th, 2011
| 1 person likes this
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Comments
lmao .. your nuts did i ever tell you that ..:O)
by kitiara on February 21st, 2009
I think it may have slipped out a few times !! :-))
by Ice man on February 21st, 2009
Funny story Ice Man!! Thanks .... +6
by Over and Out on February 21st, 2009
You're welcome Mrs.C :)
by Ice man on February 21st, 2009