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by Ripple is back on February 18th, 2009
I try to use my AB points as cash at the store.lol
by Account Closed on February 18th, 2009
They check your one dollar bills to see if they are counterfeit.
by Wide Awake @ has closing date woo hoo on February 18th, 2009
...people can't afford to finish a question.
by ACCOUNT CLOSED on February 18th, 2009
Jay Leno does a whole mini-monologue with this line everyday. Here are some:
"Before we begin, I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if you get any e-mails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it."
"I saw a guy on Hollywood Boulevard said to a hooker 'What can I get for an extra 50?' She said '100 shares of General Motors.'"
by Jim in a Nautilus COAT on February 18th, 2009
You know the economy is BAD when -- the roaches won't even eat the food I can afford.
by -NUNYA-- on February 18th, 2009
You spend $100 bill at the grocery store and you have one plastic bag of food. +5
by Designeedawn on February 18th, 2009
You start cutting your dryer sheets in half.
by Msdriftwood is no longer heartbroken on February 18th, 2009
When I go to work and scare people because I can't afford make-up!
by shrinkess on February 18th, 2009
Rich people are putting their jewels in lock boxes and shopping at thrift stores.
by R U Sirius on February 18th, 2009
Paris Hilton can only afford a Motel 6..............
by Rollie on February 18th, 2009
I hear screams of horror when the day's closing Dow Jones averages are given.
by ICU says April is Autism Awareness Mo. on February 18th, 2009
there are three people standing on the same corner holding the same sign to save on ink.
by Ironhead on February 18th, 2009
you see Bill Gates shopping at a dollar store.
by 5DRelease on June 13th, 2009
You don't know that the world is controlled by a group of internation bankers called "Bilderberg Group".
Wake up people!
Osara
watch it on youtube or just google it folks!
by Rude Bear Ready for Winter on February 23rd, 2009
The girl scout at your door selling cookies needs a shave.
by raylrodr on February 20th, 2009
Your dog starts clipping coupons.
by Schonberg on February 20th, 2009
the bank directors get only $2,000,000 bonus per annum.
by 1gillies1 on February 19th, 2009
when you get a stimulus check for $1
by RosieGHM Jetpacker on February 19th, 2009
wealthy people shop at Walmart and brag about it! :)
by Colt COAT of Justice on February 18th, 2009
Wall street is on food stamps
by Dr_Dredd on February 18th, 2009
Alan Greenspan runs down the street screaming, "The end is near!"
by Kewl Guy - has gone 360 on February 18th, 2009
when you only get 10.00 of food stamps per month!
by SulkingWolf on February 18th, 2009
you sell the rats in your house to make money...
by debtahals wears a curiosity COAT on February 18th, 2009
Paper money goes to black and white to save money rather than use colored inks and more complex printing.
The metals used in coins chang. They become so light, they float in water.
by Ann on a Moose on February 18th, 2009
People are wearing leftover odd socks on purpose!
Poeple are making tulip bulb soup.
by Light_of_Cania on February 18th, 2009
U cant sell your home and u cant afford basic needs.
by Colt COAT of Justice on February 18th, 2009
The worker at the soup kitchen are at a soup kitcen!
by KayJ on February 18th, 2009
you can't afford Internet
What is the leading sugar cane growing country?
by Answerbag Staff on April 27th, 2010
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What's Alan Greenspan doing these days?
by 'Chengdu on December 23rd, 2011
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Are U.S salaries too high only as much as U.S CEOs and top execs are in comparison to the rest of the world?
by -O-uknow on November 19th, 2011
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What happened to the English language? Could the use of more and more slag by our youth contribute to the downgraded economy of today?
by carmenator8 on December 6th, 2011
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Can anyone find online sources offering conclusive proof of tax cuts increasing tax revenue?
by apex01 on December 15th, 2011
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Comments
How'd that work for you Ripple? LOL Good one! Thanks! +6
by Over and Out on February 18th, 2009
It did not work well Mrs. Cleaver.....trust me!
by Ripple is back on February 18th, 2009
Ok, then I'll put the points back in my vault!! LOL
by Over and Out on February 18th, 2009
Funny answer Ripple! +6
by -NUNYA-- on February 18th, 2009
.and all I can think of is what was he trying to buy that the UPS guy could not deliver! hee hee
by Helen of Toys on February 20th, 2009