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buy french fries!...lol
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well there is a stereotype that all french man are romantic... so romance a girl out there. also "french people are rude" is a really good one. when you get there push people and dont say excuse me, do all kinds of rude things....you will probably have fun with this one.
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Wear a beret basque, smoke a Gauloise, have a Baquette tucked under the arm, a ripe, aged Camembert in the pocket, a bottle Bordeaux sticking out of your sachet, while you drive your velocipede around Montmartre.
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Dont Drink in public i learnt the hard way. you may want to try the typically boring thing of going to a cafe at 12 noon buying a beer smokin a cig and reading a book or summin. OR ask for Millionare a club near the champs elysees its good
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Eat at a sidewalk café and eat French bread while sipping wine. Eat a hot dog at the top of the Eiffel tower if they still sell them there, Try to speak French or speak it if you know it, use one of the street "bathroom facilities." Eat at a GREAT restaurant and buy a real French meal. Visit: The Louvre, Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, Champs Elysée, etc. Take a night time boat trip down the Seine River, buy a beret maybe (although not worn alot these days by alot of people) go to the Montmartre area to see the artists work and buy something.
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Pee in the street and don`t bathe while there.
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be rude
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Insult AMerica, pretend you are getting decent service at one of the socialized hospitals, and protest that the government is giving you a good enough living.
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be mean to other americans call paris pari and most of allsay americans are fat lazy pigs! lol (wich they are) (most of them anyways)
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