ANSWERS: 33
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"What do you want to do?" If he asked me out, I would like for him to have made plans already!
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Is your gay male friend available?
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Where shall we go then?
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Will you suck my .... ?
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so why's a pretty girl like you single (its cause idiots like you keep asking that question)
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So....do you have a sister?
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Whats the craziest thing youve done sexually? Im sorry if i just met you and on a date im not gonna release that information just yet or not at all.
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WOW, Are they Real? Can i touch them? OR Do you have some cash on you, i forgot my wallet? i would so get up and leave...that is alot of nerves
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You look….How much do you weigh?
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How much money have you got on ya?
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"Do you put out?"
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"I need a shit could you sit next to that tramp while i go take a dump." Best mates speech - he said he can't understand why girls hate him.
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If the date is going bad. "So, back to my place?" IDIOTS!! lol
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what cup size you wear? lol!! i saw that on a t.v show titled blind date (reality show)
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My mother said I have to be home by nine, so can we just skip the movie and go straight to dinner?
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to pay (if HE asked HER out)
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I would imagine most women at least the decent self respecting ones anyways would hate to be asked how many times have they had sex with a guy right after the first date or how many partners have they been sexually active with in the past.
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Will we be having sex tonight?
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Why don't you wax that moustache of yours ?
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To be asked anything related with sex! not nice on the first date.
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when do you wanna get down and dirty? wanna come back to my apartment in my mom's basement? hold on a sec, i told my parole officer i was getting together with you tonight and he told me to call him if things weren't going well. do you have a quarter ... do you like guilligan's island reruns? so, enough about me ... how do you think i look?
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I always hate when guys get too personal...The first date is suppose to be the basics. This one guy asked me what my favorite sexual positions was! Well needless to say he never found out.
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You wouldn't mind having sex in Grandma's basement would you?
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I'm having trouble with my landlord. Can I move in with you?
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Spit or swallow?
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"so what are we lookin at as to downstairs? Rocky Mountains or Miami Beach?"
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No one is the same, just be yourself and be confident.
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will marry me?
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where are we going from here?
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you got the tab right...? lol
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How much does this cost again?
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What's your sister doing later? So, is your mother dating these days?
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When are you due? Are you pregnant?!?
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