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If GOD came up to you what would be the first thing you would say?

By DMAC213 Asked Jan 29 2007 9:22PM
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by Skiore on Jan 16, 2008 at 4:59 pm Permalink

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Is it that time already? Oh.


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People have been worried sick about you, how come you never call, don't you think you could at least leave a note, and did you remember to bring something nice back, oh why don't you comb that hair, this place has been a real mess, are you hungry or anything, why don't you eat more healthy, you know a nice God like you deserves to find a nice girl and settle down, do you ever think about having kids, why don't you have kids, can't you be responsible and take care of things on time, what for you just sit around all day, is that fish on your breath, you know you're gonna start getting a reputation, if you keep frowning like that your face will stay like that forever, do you think these pants make me look fat, why don't you run along now and go to church like everyone else, good lord oh my god it's running late, where has the time gone, it's so nice of you to call even though you don't talk too much, we should catch up sometime and break some bread have some wine, does your mother know you're out so late, I love what you've done with your sandals, why are you looking at me like that, haven't you ever seen one of these before, here let me give you a hug, I'm sure everything will be alright, you just sit down and make yourself comfortable, hey where do you think you're going, just a minute here, come back why don't you, now that's just the funniest thing, I just don't understand what gets into God sometimes He seems like such a nice guy but a little unreliable if you ask me, almost rude in a way, probably better off without Him anyways, the nerve of Him to just up and leave like that. Oh well.
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Answer 2 out of 116

by ANNONYMOUS on Apr 18, 2008 at 11:41 am Permalink

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Why did you create the platypus"
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Answer 3 out of 116

by Brand Y on Apr 21, 2008 at 3:06 pm Permalink

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I guess I expected to be more impressed.
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Avatar Grammy Robin Apr, 23 2008 at 03:06 PM
Good one!
Avatar Andy Ninja Is Wicked Back To Work Apr, 23 2008 at 03:16 PM
Nice :)

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by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on Apr 21, 2008 at 4:54 pm Permalink

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Well, first question on the list is:

"What the HELL were you thinking?"
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Answer 5 out of 116

by Kgsult on Mar 10, 2007 at 1:33 pm Permalink

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wow, you're a beautiful woman
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Answer 6 out of 116

by Anonymous on Jan 29, 2007 at 10:35 pm Permalink

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Prove it.
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Avatar Anti-Semantic - Quaerens Intellectum Mar, 24 2008 at 06:06 AM
Or "How High am I right now?"

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by killdrphil on Mar 23, 2008 at 10:41 pm Permalink

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I'd say, "You have a lot of explaining to do". Then, I'd ask if it bothers him that Talim calls him a bad golfer.
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Avatar Jennie thanks all of you ABers Mar, 30 2008 at 08:54 PM
Lmao! Hmmm bringing another AB into this..lol
Avatar killdrphil Mar, 30 2008 at 09:12 PM
Whenever I can...I guess...haha.

Answer 8 out of 116

by Anonymous on Apr 23, 2008 at 3:34 am Permalink

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  You're not God.
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by Stormy... on Apr 21, 2008 at 4:52 pm Permalink

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Damn you!!!!
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Answer 10 out of 116

by Anonymous on Apr 18, 2008 at 12:29 pm Permalink

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You're not any at all like I thought you'd be!
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