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by Skiore on January 16th, 2008
Is it that time already? Oh.
Or...
People have been worried sick about you, how come you never call, don't you think you could at least leave a note, and did you remember to bring something nice back, oh why don't you comb that hair, this place has been a real mess, are you hungry or anything, why don't you eat more healthy, you know a nice God like you deserves to find a nice girl and settle down, do you ever think about having kids, why don't you have kids, can't you be responsible and take care of things on time, what for you just sit around all day, is that fish on your breath, you know you're gonna start getting a reputation, if you keep frowning like that your face will stay like that forever, do you think these pants make me look fat, why don't you run along now and go to church like everyone else, good lord oh my god it's running late, where has the time gone, it's so nice of you to call even though you don't talk too much, we should catch up sometime and break some bread have some wine, does your mother know you're out so late, I love what you've done with your sandals, why are you looking at me like that, haven't you ever seen one of these before, here let me give you a hug, I'm sure everything will be alright, you just sit down and make yourself comfortable, hey where do you think you're going, just a minute here, come back why don't you, now that's just the funniest thing, I just don't understand what gets into God sometimes He seems like such a nice guy but a little unreliable if you ask me, almost rude in a way, probably better off without Him anyways, the nerve of Him to just up and leave like that. Oh well.
by Anonymous on January 29th, 2007
Prove it.
by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on April 21st, 2008
Well, first question on the list is:
"What the HELL were you thinking?"
by Brand Y on April 21st, 2008
I guess I expected to be more impressed.
by Route 66Truckerman on April 18th, 2008
Why did you create the platypus"
by Piggle on April 18th, 2008
Right matey, where have you been all this time - the World has gone to pot.....if you don't do something soon Mohammed or one of the other deities is gonna take over, we'll need another ark and as for your commandments - they have become something of a joke mate. think you need to up your street cred by performing a few miracles and maybe doing something about the world economy while you're at it....oh yeah and I know you're getting old and all and probably feel it in your joints but could you turn your heating down a degree or two we're having a climate issue down here ;0)
by slothmister on April 18th, 2008
Well, firstly I guess I should say "Hello dad, I am Jesus!" lol
by killdrphil - reasonable for a madman on March 23rd, 2008
I'd say, "You have a lot of explaining to do". Then, I'd ask if it bothers him that Talim calls him a bad golfer.
by Kgsult on March 10th, 2007
wow, you're a beautiful woman
by Knopper67 on January 29th, 2007
"Holy Crap!" and then "Pardon me, theres nothing holy about crap."
by chocoholic on January 29th, 2007
Why did you take him away from me?
by Anonymous on April 23rd, 2008
You're not God.
by Anonomous on April 21st, 2008
Damn you!!!!
by ACCOUNT CLOSED on April 21st, 2008
How many fingers am I holding up?
by Anonymous on April 18th, 2008
You're not any at all like I thought you'd be!
by anonymous on January 29th, 2007
UMMMM,...Im really sorry about last night
by BAM@Cyberscrewed.tk on January 29th, 2007
Shit! You do exist! Could you lend me a dollar for this machine?
by Mephistopheles on September 29th, 2008
Can you tell your fan club to shut up already?
by AntigoneRising on April 23rd, 2008
Blessed be, and extend my sentiments to the Goddess.
by ABnormally HappyVTguy moves to NH on April 23rd, 2008
Praise, Honor and Glory to You.
by iwnit on April 23rd, 2008
Please answer this question:
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/278798
by Dazed and Confused on April 21st, 2008
Hi, remember me?
by ruthless613 on April 21st, 2008
How can you justify cancer?
by Tony888 on April 18th, 2008
Itchy although your question is understood--many plp w don't believe in God. So there joking questions will reflect. I am just glad He hears from the heart and not our words or actions. Life is precious but so often we let the egos take us to a dimension to were seeing is believing. That's why He only reveal himself to those who are ready to see.
by An0nym0us on April 18th, 2008
Hi, I'm Allah. I got 16 virgins going for me, whata YOU got?!?
by SABOTEUR on March 27th, 2008
Should I address you as "sir" or "m'aam"?
by Tinkerbell on March 23rd, 2008
"You've got some explaining to do..."
by Chezter is going to save the Redheads on November 29th, 2007
"You know all those nights I said 'Oh god!' with my girlfriend, it's just something I say, I wasn't really thinking of you. Ya know...if that's why you're here."
by broken on October 31st, 2007
I don't think I'd be able to say anything.
by rawr.760 on October 31st, 2007
Hi. :)
by Anonymous on March 10th, 2007
Oh my God!
by Anonymous on March 10th, 2007
Forgive me
by unforgiven on March 10th, 2007
forgive me father, i am not worthy to be with you.
by Sgt Churba - Rational Response Squad on January 29th, 2007
Probably "G'day boss, How's Tricks?"
by jfl1282 on January 29th, 2007
i'd say, "damn I must be dead, that sucks cuz i had a lot to life for =o("
by The_Professional on January 29th, 2007
Now you show yourself - just I was getting everything under control and I didn't need you.
Some fairwether friend you are.
by timetogetserious on January 29th, 2007
G'day
by JakobA I^_^I the alooney on May 15th, 2009
What a surprice. I never expected to see you here.
by Timjon on May 15th, 2009
I would fall down at His feet and say, "My Lord and my God."
by Eazyseph on June 9th, 2009
Make me a grill cheese sammich.
by Ditto on June 9th, 2009
"It wasn't me..."
by Anonymous on March 10th, 2009
whats with the talking snake...whats that about?
by chris313 on May 15th, 2009
Is there only one of you?????
by thedemonmarchosias on March 11th, 2009
i'd call him/her/it an a$$h0le because if he/she/it is supposed to be omnipotent and yet did nothing to improve things than that indeed is what they are.
by roryg18 on April 7th, 2009
holy shit you are real
by VoodooChild430 on April 19th, 2009
Lord forgive me of my sins. that would be the first thing i would say because we are not worthy to talk to him unless we are forgiven
by schmee2369 on April 26th, 2009
Thank You.
by Anonymous on June 12th, 2009
can i take your place?
by senigma on October 30th, 2009
Hey..
by XtraXtraodinaire on November 14th, 2009
You're alot smaller than i imagined
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