by Nam1310 on January 29th, 2007

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If you could commit any crime without ever getting caught what would you do? how would you do it? mere curiosity

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  • by Jane on April 11th, 2008

    Jane

    Bank Robbery, i guess. Why? For the Money. How? I'd walk into the vault and take the money...I mean you said I wouldn't get caught so I guess I could just walk in right?

    Or I'd borrow Harry Potter's Invisibility Cloak

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  • by bookdoc on April 10th, 2008

    bookdoc

    Steal 1/10th of the profit from oil companies. . .

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  • by Cognition aka Cog on February 23rd, 2008

    Cognition aka Cog

    I would have all the pedophiles and child molesters standing in a firing line and shoot them all twice. Once in the small head then once in the large.

    Why?? For all the hundreds of cries that went unheard.

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  • by mistje on April 11th, 2008

    mistje

    I would want to steal the keys to the Louvre and have unlimited access to it for as long as it would take to go and see it all by myself after closing hours, including the storage areas. I wouldn't take anything, I would just want complete access to all the beautiful works of art.

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  • by Anonymous on August 17th, 2008

    Anonymous

    I would rob Warren Buffet - for all he has. :)

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  • by CaptainHarley adores his life penguin on August 8th, 2008

    CaptainHarley adores his life penguin

    Raid the Internal Revenue Service's Headquarters and steal all their forms! Mwahahahahaha! : D

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  • by LuckyLefty on August 8th, 2008

    LuckyLefty

    grand theft auto... bougatti :)

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  • by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on April 11th, 2008

    Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today

    I'd commit a thought crime because it would be un-good.
    I just thought of it.
    4 legs good, 2 legs better.
    All animals agree with that thought.
    http://www.geocities.com/simpsonsshrine/snake-crime_spree.wav

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  • by Anon y mouse on March 25th, 2008

    Anon y mouse

    If nobody would be injured, I'd demolish every single credit card company building and computer system that holds information on how much people owe. You've seen Fight Club right? I'd eliminate everyone's debt

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  • by unknown on February 16th, 2008

    unknown

    Tax evasion because why the hell not?

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  • by Blargiantoast on January 17th, 2008

    Blargiantoast

    Hacking into the FBI,CIA or MI5 databases. Checking out all the dirty little secrets.

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  • by anonymous on December 6th, 2007

    anonymous

    I would rob as much money as I possibly could.

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  • by Tempter on April 28th, 2008

    Tempter

    I have been known to speed on occasion. I do it to get there faster, by pressing the gas pedal.

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  • by 8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009 on February 24th, 2008

    8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009

    I want the power to smack people who act stupid. A lack of common sense/decency deserves a smack in the face. I don't want them DEAD (let Darwinism handle that), but I would like to avoid prosecution for assault.

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  • by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on February 23rd, 2008

    Lady Alathia of Vulcan

    Rig the election in such a way as to make Ron Paul our next president.

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  • by Glenn Blaylock on February 23rd, 2008

    Glenn Blaylock

    I don't think that I would. The problem is that the vast majority of crimes hurt other people in some way. This is why they are illegal. So, by committing one you ARE hurting someone else. It does not matter if you get a free pass on it, someone pays for the crime. I would not want to do that to someone else. So, I'll pass on this offer.

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  • by haggis on February 23rd, 2008

    haggis

    burn down the federal reserve

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  • by miRi hates social norms and regulations on February 16th, 2008

    miRi hates social norms and regulations

    beating the shit out of a bastard that beats his wife and kids so bad he could never hit anybody again

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  • by sm00z on January 17th, 2008

    sm00z

    Unlimited downloads.

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  • by paranoia is just fine on January 17th, 2008

    paranoia is just fine

    Stealing a chocolate milk from a local store

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  • by socrateswasfat on January 17th, 2008

    socrateswasfat

    conspiracy. i dont really know what i would conspire, it just sounds so FUN. i wanna be conspirator

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  • by Morrowind on December 6th, 2007

    Morrowind

    i would kill the person who raped my sister but didnt kill her so that it would haunt her for the rest of her life

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  • by asweetguy4u2know saya R.I.P Nelson on December 6th, 2007

    asweetguy4u2know saya R.I.P Nelson

    triple murder. I would put the 3 punks who raped and beat my sweeite in the same place they put her. An early grave.

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  • by Zack on September 10th, 2007

    Zack

    Rob a bank because I got school loans rivaling those you would only see with pre med students and I'm still not finished.

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  • by Jodie44 on April 29th, 2007

    Jodie44

    Throwing the President and the Attorney General of the United States in prison without due process so they can get some understanding of how bad it must feel.

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  • by jt007m on April 29th, 2007

    jt007m

    I would smuggle in a shipload of pot for the smokers out there... I don't smoke, but I see nothing wrong with it... Hope I can help out my stoner friends and future friends.

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  • by BAM@Cyberscrewed.tk on January 29th, 2007

    BAM@Cyberscrewed.tk

    I'd hack into a bank and get enough cash to fuel me in life on my killing sprees.

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  • by TERRYTUKER on January 23rd, 2009

    TERRYTUKER

    drive without insurance

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  • by Occams Electric Razor on September 5th, 2008

    Occams Electric Razor

    overthrow the government and the military industrial complex and put the power back in the hands of the people.

    I can't say how I would do it, that might put me in violation of the evil Patriot Act

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  • by Blackberry. on January 23rd, 2009

    Blackberry.

    I would drive as fast as I could anywhere I wanted and disobey every traffic law. Well, almost every one.

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  • by Mystical Dim on September 5th, 2008

    Mystical Dim

    rob a bank..just mosey on in there and take it all

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  • by Amorphous Blob on January 23rd, 2009

    Amorphous Blob

    Stuff my ex-boss's mailbox with beagle poop.

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  • by Anonymous on September 5th, 2008

    Anonymous

    No, I would feel too guilty all time.

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  • by Born In Disguise_x on April 20th, 2009

    Born In Disguise_x

    Identity theft. So many different things I could do just from pretending to be someone else.

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  • by Someone on January 23rd, 2009

    Someone

    Steal just enough money from Bill Gates to pay for my college education.

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  • by Yhtomitzlots on January 23rd, 2009

    Yhtomitzlots

    Is there still gold in Fort Knox? That would be my pick of a place to walk out of scott free!

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  • by Zorgoth on September 5th, 2008

    Zorgoth

    I'd rather not say what I'd do so that it won't be tracked back to me.

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  • by Halskiisaklink on January 17th, 2008

    Halskiisaklink

    Violent political sabotage.

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  • by sm00z on December 6th, 2007

    sm00z

    I would impersonate a cop and arrest every scofflaw who gave me a hard time in my life.

  • by DRLAURAHATER on September 10th, 2007

    DRLAURAHATER

    Kill Dr.Laura cause that will be the only way to shut her up.

  • by Zebulon on February 16th, 2008

    Zebulon

    Robbery of a large corporation.

    That way, I'm not stealing an individual's money. I'm stealing from a rich bastard and his table. :p

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  • by Someguy on February 16th, 2008

    Someguy

    I would do an Office Space or Superman III type of theft.

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  • by Gonzo on February 16th, 2008

    Gonzo

    I'd like to smash up a hotel room or an office or something with a baseball bat. Just totally smash it, man.

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  • by hazel1908 on February 16th, 2008

    hazel1908

    I would rob an armored truck right before it makes a deposit.

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  • by DRLAURAHATER on February 16th, 2008

    DRLAURAHATER

    I would kill Dr.Laura cause that will be the only way to get her off talkradio.

  • by The Account Formerly Known As Peyton on September 10th, 2007

    The Account Formerly Known As Peyton

    I used to jaywalk a lot, but that's hard to do now because I no longer live in the city.

    And depending on who the person is, I honestly think I could get away with murder... not that I'd ever try.

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  • by slothmister on September 10th, 2007

    slothmister

    Everyone commits crimes everyday. You need to be more specific as to what crime. :=)

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  • by hammy on April 29th, 2007

    hammy

    i would steall money, my family could really use it

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  • by MelindaWarren on April 29th, 2007

    MelindaWarren

    Rob a bank - without a gun of course. Just a really good note. Maybe Fort Knox that would be reall fun.

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  • by purplecows on July 28th, 2010

    purplecows

    prostitution ... all day ...

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