If you could commit any crime without ever getting caught what would you do? how would you do it? mere curiosity
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ANSWERS: 71
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I'd hack into a bank and get enough cash to fuel me in life on my killing sprees.
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Rob a bank - without a gun of course. Just a really good note. Maybe Fort Knox that would be reall fun.
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i would steall money, my family could really use it
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I would smuggle in a shipload of pot for the smokers out there... I don't smoke, but I see nothing wrong with it... Hope I can help out my stoner friends and future friends.
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Throwing the President and the Attorney General of the United States in prison without due process so they can get some understanding of how bad it must feel.
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This is a Duplicate Question - sorry
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Grand theft auto - I'd steal something ridiculously fast and then see if i could outrun the cops.
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I would definitely rob a bank
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I've already done that today. I jaywalked.
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Everyone commits crimes everyday. You need to be more specific as to what crime. :=)
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Rob a bank because I got school loans rivaling those you would only see with pre med students and I'm still not finished.
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I used to jaywalk a lot, but that's hard to do now because I no longer live in the city. And depending on who the person is, I honestly think I could get away with murder... not that I'd ever try.
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Kill Dr.Laura cause that will be the only way to shut her up.
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I would rob as much money as I possibly could.
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triple murder. I would put the 3 punks who raped and beat my sweeite in the same place they put her. An early grave.
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i would kill the person who raped my sister but didnt kill her so that it would haunt her for the rest of her life
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I would impersonate a cop and arrest every scofflaw who gave me a hard time in my life.
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conspiracy. i dont really know what i would conspire, it just sounds so FUN. i wanna be conspirator
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Stealing a chocolate milk from a local store
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Hacking into the FBI,CIA or MI5 databases. Checking out all the dirty little secrets.
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Unlimited downloads.
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Violent political sabotage.
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Robbery of a large corporation. That way, I'm not stealing an individual's money. I'm stealing from a rich bastard and his table. :p
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I would do an Office Space or Superman III type of theft.
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I would kill Dr.Laura cause that will be the only way to get her off talkradio.
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Tax evasion because why the hell not?
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I would rob an armored truck right before it makes a deposit.
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beating the shit out of a bastard that beats his wife and kids so bad he could never hit anybody again
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I'd like to smash up a hotel room or an office or something with a baseball bat. Just totally smash it, man.
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Maybe robbing a bank. If not, then definitely murder!
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Rob a bank.
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I would eat my stomach fill without paying the Bill. :P
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rob all of my favorite stores and the cash registers in it lol...
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None; crimes are usually crimes for a very good reason.
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Insurance scam to get a free gender transition
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i would steal a yacht and alot of money from some rich person and just sail around the world
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murder
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hmm i would walk into a public school and text away!!
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After proper setup and research insider trading of shares.
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I would have all the pedophiles and child molesters standing in a firing line and shoot them all twice. Once in the small head then once in the large. Why?? For all the hundreds of cries that went unheard.
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burn down the federal reserve
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I don't think that I would. The problem is that the vast majority of crimes hurt other people in some way. This is why they are illegal. So, by committing one you ARE hurting someone else. It does not matter if you get a free pass on it, someone pays for the crime. I would not want to do that to someone else. So, I'll pass on this offer.
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Rig the election in such a way as to make Ron Paul our next president.
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I want the power to smack people who act stupid. A lack of common sense/decency deserves a smack in the face. I don't want them DEAD (let Darwinism handle that), but I would like to avoid prosecution for assault.
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I would like to get rid of the white supremisists. The KKK and any other organisation that judges people on the colour of their skin.
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Transfer all of the money from the IRS's bank account over to mine. I would be freaking rich.
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If nobody would be injured, I'd demolish every single credit card company building and computer system that holds information on how much people owe. You've seen Fight Club right? I'd eliminate everyone's debt
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Steal 1/10th of the profit from oil companies. . .
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Bank Robbery, i guess. Why? For the Money. How? I'd walk into the vault and take the money...I mean you said I wouldn't get caught so I guess I could just walk in right? Or I'd borrow Harry Potter's Invisibility Cloak
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I'd commit a thought crime because it would be un-good. I just thought of it. 4 legs good, 2 legs better. All animals agree with that thought. http://www.geocities.com/simpsonsshrine/snake-crime_spree.wav
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I would want to steal the keys to the Louvre and have unlimited access to it for as long as it would take to go and see it all by myself after closing hours, including the storage areas. I wouldn't take anything, I would just want complete access to all the beautiful works of art.
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I would find a place to hide hundreds of gallons of gas and steel some gas to get away from the prices!
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robbing bank,
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I would steal 500 billion dollars.
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I have been known to speed on occasion. I do it to get there faster, by pressing the gas pedal.
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grand theft auto... bougatti :)
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Raid the Internal Revenue Service's Headquarters and steal all their forms! Mwahahahahaha! : D
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I would rob Warren Buffet - for all he has. :)
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Illegally transfer a billion dollars into an account in my name.
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Without a doubt I'd rob a bank
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I would rob Warren Buffet for all he has. :P
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I'd rather not say what I'd do so that it won't be tracked back to me.
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No, I would feel too guilty all time.
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overthrow the government and the military industrial complex and put the power back in the hands of the people. I can't say how I would do it, that might put me in violation of the evil Patriot Act
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rob a bank..just mosey on in there and take it all
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drive without insurance
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I would drive as fast as I could anywhere I wanted and disobey every traffic law. Well, almost every one.
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Is there still gold in Fort Knox? That would be my pick of a place to walk out of scott free!
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Steal just enough money from Bill Gates to pay for my college education.
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Stuff my ex-boss's mailbox with beagle poop.
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Identity theft. So many different things I could do just from pretending to be someone else.
Glenn Blaylock 
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