I'm collecting items for the AB "white elephant" sale today. What useless item would you like to donate (besides an errant pachyderm, of course!)?
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Mrs. C
ANSWERS: 18
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I would like to donate a brand new 'squirrel proof' bird feeder! I got the thing last week to replace one that had broken. Squirrels not only figured out how to get the seed out, one got the top off and got inside the feeder to get at the feed easier. My fault for feeding them in the first place.. they aren't happy with just their food, after that is gone, they want the bird's food too.
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I have a black leather elephant (really) that I will donate!
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I've got a collection of can openers, that pissed me off, you can have. I bought myself a new one that cuts the tops off clean with no sharp edges (I love it). :)
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I have got a magic shoe with no match. I'll donate it but you gotta sell it for 5 skittles. gotta taste the rainbow ;)
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A golden angel bell from my large collection, she would be a nice addition for anyone who likes angels.
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I have some used combat boots.
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Still got that alpaca oil. Could throw in an "I can't believe it's not celery" roaster, too, if you like.
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I have a fantastic collection of odd socks - They are yours !!!
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I have a bunch of old used paint can's I have to get out of my shed.
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Uhmmm... I was planning on selling the contents of my junk drawer, penny jar (our pennies run a good $15 each), and dirty laundry basket on Ebay because anything from a Gypsy is automatically magicKal (according to the, erm, new agers on Ebay) but I can donate said items to the sale. This explains the stupidity, erm I mean enlightenment, of the individuals on Ebay who actually buy this cr..., erm, magicKal Gypsy goodness. I have a few links to actual magicKal Gypsy items in the following link: http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/5043442 I have all sorts of dirty laundry, my penny jar, and the contents of a really magicKal junk drawer to donate.
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I have a book case if you want that:)
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My hand-held sewing machine (I'm serious). :)
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Would you accept our lovely Prime Minister Gordon Brown?
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how about a box of Christmas lights that are all tangled up
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It would have to be that herd of aardvarks that has been camping in my garage for two years..I can barely go out there for a smoke anymore.
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I've got some fish that I've let marinade in a maroon dye lying around, so you can have this red herring
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A Giant 2.5 foot tall tick head I made in HS pottery class.
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a rotating CD rack and a poster of marilyn monroe (I really do!)
jas 
Ice man 
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