How come when I'm shopping that I never see glasses a Cyclops can wear?
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R U Sirius
ANSWERS: 3
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Because you're looking for classes and not a monacle, which is what you should be looking for considering cyclops only has one eye. GODAMMIT!
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They keep them behind counter because Cyclopses are known shoplifters...you always have to keep one eye on them...
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You are not looking at the right place, they have them on eBay: "eBay WTF of the day: Cyclops glasses On sale from classiceyeglasses on eBay, we have some eyeglasses for mythological Greek primordial beasts with vision problems. Bidding starts at $22.95. Cyclopes, present in the works of Homer and Hesiod, are loose cannons, sort of like The Hulk and Mel Gibson. They are also known for their brute strength, sort of like The Hulk. How can you smash up a Greek village or a Range Rover in a blind rage if you can't see very well? Hmm. I don't see the problem." Source and further information: http://www.stylelist.com/blog/2008/03/12/ebay-wtf-of-the-day-cyclops-glasses/ I found also those ones: http://www.lolhome.com/funny-picture-1144122836.html http://mysillyartlife.blogspot.com/2007/12/jaime-pitarch-cyclops-2002-modified.html http://cstarr.wordpress.com/2008/08/18/cyclops-glasses/
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