Where's my remote?
by 
BAM@Cyberscrewed.tk
ANSWERS: 19
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where ever you left it start backtracking and start looking USE YOUR EYES!!!!!
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Dang'it I hear ya - I lose mine all the time
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In my hand.
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Did you check your pocket!!!
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Try these: Under the sofa. Under the sofa cushion. Behind the sofa. Under the coffee table. On top of the TV. Under the carpet. On the floor. If you still can't find it, backtrack.
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Just get up and turn the channels manually, fatso.
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Under your pillow
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the dog ate it, i saw it, tried to stop it, he growled, i hid, sorry, could i get an ice cream now ?.
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Could you be sitting on it? Check the sofa, chair, and general area of where you have been since the last time you changed the channel.
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It's under your left butt-cheek.......No, your OTHER left!! Oooookay...heh heh
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This question doesn't have much factual integrity. But that's OK, because I understand why you asked it.
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On the bookshelf, the mantle, under the towel in the kitchen or bathroom, in your sock drawer, behind the headboard, in a drawer in the kitchen.
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Check the fridge. You might have left it there last time you went for a soda. Or next to the phone, or under the table where the phone is. Or behind your PC. If you still can't find it, forget the remote. You´re never gonna be able to leave Answerbag again, so why do you need it anyway!
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The couch ate it... the couch ALWAYS eats it.
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Ask your lady. It's always HER fault, when it turns up missing. Everyone knows THAT!
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Under my wife's cute a$$ - always!!!
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Have you tried the fridge? I lost it for a whole day until my wife found it in the refrigerator. My son had put it there, just after he had woken up from sleeping on the settee LMAO.
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The dog ate it! I swear.
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Not where I left it!
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