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The claw hammer I keep under the bed for that purpose. Hammer side first, then claw if necessary.
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my knife or pet rock lol
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Uh I don't knock people out, I kills dem. 9mm style.
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my dog
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My body. I'd kick his arse all over the place....
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the bible
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it would be slip trip and fall. you are going down sucker. then i would put my foot on his head. and call nine one one.
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i have an axe-handle i keep by the bed. i don't have knives or guns in the house. an axe-handle would get him good. :)
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Niklas dirty stinky socks!!!
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mmmm. my shoe. NO! wait. i like my shoes. hmmmm....my books....no! wait...i like my books too. huh....my purse? no! again...i like that too..... throw make up at him? no...i need that... uhhh....my pooh bear? ugh...no i love that thing. we've been tight since like ever. welp. looks like i'm screwed. but i can scream. loud. so maybe i'll just pierce his eardrums with my voice. now what? oh yeah...i win.
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My Louisville Slugger that has my name inscribed.
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lol he would think he was surrounded by an army i would hit him that many times
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The snake out in the main hall would scare him away first! But if he did make it in my room,,I would have to throw at least 2 pillows(keep the 3rd for protection..hehe)(cause I'd be skeered)And then the 20 or so books next to the bed,then the light over my head,then the sweats hanging on the end post,then I would just accept the inevitable,,WHY ME!!!DEAR GOODNESS,,WHY ME??
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The flash light I keep on my night stand. Given time to get at it, the Air gun I keep in my closet for those darn ground squirrels.
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Nothing--If he was in my room, I'm sure he's long gone by now!
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Tec-9
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The tonfa that lives beside the bed, or the 45 if I am particularly worried about the person being able to do harm to me :)
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my vacuum cleaner!
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IF a burgler was in my home ; I'd take out my service revolver (.45) ... aim between his eyes and squeeeze the triger . He wouldn't rob anyone esle ever again ....
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A beer bottle at the moment.
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my electric bass guitar ^_^ its heavy
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A half dozen 9mm hollow points ought to "knock him out" for a minute.
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<------- Ten 10mm hollow point bullets
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With A strong and powerful Fart!
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I got nuttin! I'd hide under the covers and hope he goes away out of pity.
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Well I'd knock them out with a straight right hand followed by a left hook. I'm not stoppin till theyre out.
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I would use one of my 30 pound dumbells,I would knock him out and call the cops.
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My devilish good looks, muahaha! :P
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Most likely my fist. He'd never expect it from a person my size.
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If I were a female I'd hit him with my fister 5000, if i were a male i'd give him a barrel of my Smith and Wesson Model 500 Revolver! -Bud Greenly
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My hands are enough.
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My father :D
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lamp, pillows, bag
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my gamo hunting rifle
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Well this depends on what's in the room.... whats with these vague questions? I'd knock him out with a club, or a bat.
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I need not to do anything, There are only book and other mess, he can not choose anything valuable to him there.
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My emergency chloroform.
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A hollow point. Im not spillin my beer dude!
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my arm crutches
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the baseball bat or hammer i keep under my bed
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Nothing. If he needs my shit that bad he needs it more than I do.
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My Glock 9 but with what comes out the muzzel not the butt....I live in a state with "make my day" laws. I have the right to protect me and my property with deadly force and if the burglar is in my home he is dead...not wounded.
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A right cross.
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my fist then my feet then the wall in the room then the front door then the sidewalk and then the street
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