What's a good comeback for guys, if a girl say's he's got a small pe***?
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Soccergirl
ANSWERS: 36
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If she's going to insult you why bother...She'll just come back with something else...Just don't give her a chance.
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You're right...yours is bigger :p
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"Your mom likes it. So does your sister."
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"You didn't say that last night" or "you have a brain to match" or "let's see how small it is compared to your mouth"
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mabey it just seems small in your gaping hole you slut
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Damn your shallow, you belong in porn if the average penis size makes you coment publicly
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How about: "I've never compared mine to anyone, but a whore would know better"
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Call her a c*nt at the end of some of the great comebacks in these other answers. Women hate that "c" word.
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That's funny, my other girl's in love with it!
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That's just the tool I used on your mama before she gave birth to you.
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It's half as long as my tongue...then lick your eyebrows
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tell her that like they say its not the size of the ship its the motion of the ocean but even your titanic seems small in the pacific ocean.
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say well don't worry girlfriend because I'd choke you to death if it was any bigger
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You must need glasses or something! so why don't you just bend over & tell me what you feel. LOL
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"I'm not small, you are too loose" lol
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You should consider having a two way mirror installed in your stomach so that you can see what your head looks like while up your ass.
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Your response will be a really hard laugh and stopping abruptly and just look at them............
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Oh yeah, well a glass of warm water feels better than you.
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As a girl, I have a good one if her boyfriend threatens to beat you up after you, um, say that lmao. Well, if her boyfriend says he's got beef tell him your a vegetarian and that your not fucken scared of him ; ) Oh yah and i'm only 11!
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Tell her to grow some tits,,,...
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If you think this is funny, wait till you try laughing with your lips wrapped around it.
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Say nothing. Get your stuff and leave. And count your lucky stars and thank every entity in the Universe that you no longer have to deal with her.
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it isn't the size but the technique
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I do not believe in "Combacks" .. IF someone is so damm dumb and idiotic as to insult another person like that ; the best thing is just to do what you have to do to get ready and LEAVE .... and NEVER speak or associate with them again .... That shows that YOU are THE mature and more adult person .... not he slime that she was ..
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hey at least i got 1.i f*ck not get f*ucked.
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tell her she has a huge gaping vagina.
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Hmmm, maybe I should've strapped that two by four to my ass.
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tell her you can't help you was born that way, but no one is born loose
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its afraid of your ugly ass so its trying to hide from you bitch.
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No I dont baby, my penis is normal. Your pussy is just so worn out that you can't feel anything any more.
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"It feels good to me!"
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yes it would be considered small compared to the size of the child that came out of your black hole.
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"It's not small, it's just that once you took off your clothes and I saw you naked, not much happened!"
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So you think my organ is small? Well it's never played in a cathedral before!
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it only seems small in comparison to the black hole that is your gaping cunt.
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DX: i got two words for you suck it!
Hardcore Conservative 
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