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Tinjon
ANSWERS: 29
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The ONLY thing a midget can't do is not be a midget.
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be allowed on a rollercoaster.
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Catch a lift to the 31st floor.
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Hold the world record for the tallest human. Unless they were a really tall midget. Wait....
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Fit adult mainstream clothing sizes.
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Win the Olympic High Jump Gold Medal?
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Divide by zero. Escape from a black hole. Attack a city when the sign says, "You must be this tall to attack the city."
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Laugh at a tall joke.
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Eat a whole, live elephant.
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slam dunk a basketball
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A midget could not grow taller to play in the NBA.
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a midget could not...... ..reach the chocolate candy bars I hid on top of the fridge.... =)
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High-five me. And I'm short.
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Shoot hoops!
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Reach something on top of the refrigerator without assistance.
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Go cow tipping.:)
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Win an Olympic gold medal in swimming.
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Have a mugshot taken with the camera pointed at its default angle.
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be the spokesmodel for a chain of Big and Tall stores
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run for president
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grow....
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give high fives to a giant
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Lick their own elbow
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Turn on the ceiling fan without a step stool?
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Look over a counter.
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Put his feet on the floor while sitting in a booth at a restaurant!
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A midget cannot slam dunk.
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Shoot pool as you must keep at least one foot on the floor at all times.
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Slam dunk on an NBA court.
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