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RFlagg
ANSWERS: 14
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He can't hold my attention.
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He can't not do anything. That is the only thing he can't do, to my knowledge.
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Act
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Can't stand these Chuck Norris jokes.
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He cannot make me think he is handsome or a brilliant actor EDIT OK can't
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Bear children
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Chuck Norris can do ANYTHING.
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Go away. Seems he just cant go away and stay away.
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Fart and tie a bow on it
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Unlike Arnold Schwarzenegger - he cant carry a baby inside his body. OK Arnie didnt do it for real -it was just a film - Junior. Maybe Chuck could make Junior 2.
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There is nothing Chuck Norris CAN'T do. He even lost his life to Bruce Lee once in Way of the Dragon, just to prove he could. . But Bruce Lee later died and Chuck Norris returned, which showed the utter futility of using the Way of the Dragon against The Way of Chuck Norris.
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He can't be in two places at once.
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He can't stop dyeing his hair...ha...nah, I like chuck.
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Chuck Norris can not start his period and insert a tampon into his vagina.
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