If he is alive I recon he is probably near the Pakistan/Afghanistan border, not far from China.

Hiding in a cave somewhere in the middle east or another part of Asia. Or he could actually already be dead

Los angeles

10ft underground in a coffin i wish.

Not sure - but this puts a new slant on the question .... There is evidence that the whereabouts of Osama is known to the Bush Administration. On September 10. 2001, "Enemy Number One" was in a Pakistani military hospital in Rawalpindi, courtesy of America's indefectible ally Pakistan, as confirmed by CBS News. He could have been arrested at short notice which would have "saved us a lot of trouble", but then we would not have had an Osama Legend, which has fed the news chain as well as George W's speeches in the course of the last five years. According to Dan Rather, CBS, Bin Laden was hospitalized in Rawalpindi. one day before the 9/11 attacks, on September 10, 2001. . Pakistan's Military Intelligence (ISI) told CBS that bin Laden had received dialysis treatment in Rawalpindi, at Pak Army's headquarters.

I would say somewhere really obvious....Laughing his behind off that no one has found him yet.

I think he is in his palace in saudi arabia, laughing at all the people asking themselves where he might be.

Deep in the ground, his liver packed in years ago. Hence no videos from the lad, he was a big fan of them...Now just kept alive by properganda (in my eyes.) Good riddence.

I picture him in some cave smokin mad trees laughin at the world with his lil clan of followers

He's in Pakistan. I didn't realize that there was any debate over this, as a Taliban minister gave an interview to that fact a few weeks ago. He even detailed how they got him out of Tora Bora.

Pakistan, that is where most of the training camps are situated . I am pretty sure the last video of him was on Pakistan TV. We have been shown the training camps for suicide bombers and for all the others. Guns and other weapons nothing hidden But then that is what terrorism means

i think he is dead in 2003 in afghanistan he is no more only same pepole making money on name of hem.

Somewhere in Pakistan, apparently. Not that the Americans care. It's not as if he's dangerous or anything.

I swear I saw him in 2002 outside an Afghan restaurant in Melbourne....

In a camel's asshole.

behind you!!!!, to be honest I don't think he is hiding at all, i think that the CIA or whatever knows exactly where he is.

This is a dupe. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/123393

This is a dupe. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/123393

In my attic.

In plain sight...

hang on.......nope hes not behind my sofa

I think he is in Pakistan, may be the Pakistan Government might helping him!

Atlantic City, NJ

He could be in Saudi Arabia.

Dude, he's in your car!!!

he's a great flat mate , I don't know what everyones problem with him is, he cleans up after himself (gun oil stains dreadfuly if left) he's never late with the rent, (of course I have told him that it has to be more than $50,000,000 a month for obvious reasons) he does his own laundry, but then kaftans and turbans are not difficult) and never leaves the loo seat up, oh and apart from his mumbling prayers every 15 minutes and his occasional request for me to join his jihad club he is perfect as a tenant, by the way I live in Bracknell in England, and his day job is driving the 312 route to farnborough for the bus company

Behind Waldo. Or with Carmen San Diego

I don't know where Osama Bin Laden is hiding funny answers, but he doesn't strike me as a person with a great sense of humor. Perhaps in one of his body cavities? [And people say using correct punctuation isn't important - here's a perfect example!]

He's been a permanent guest in the Lincoln Bedroom at the White House ever since the War of terror began.

He turned Amish!

Under George Bush's bed.

I heard he is hiding at Hilary Clintons Victory Party venue, its the safest place because no one will be going there anytime soon :)

hes not hiding...hes in bed with george bush.

he has been "apu" on the simsons for the last 19 years - just got his green card ya know

And why would bin laden want to hide funny answers?

in the garbage truck

running the US isn't he really GWB jr. shaved and cleaned up.

Doesn't Bin Laden carry his valuables in a dried goat scrotum? That's where you'll find his funny answers, if he has any.

He dumbass is probably hiding somewhere

I think his butt was splattered all over a cave or hillside.

At his Mom's house.

G'day Egao-No-Genko, Thank you for your question. He is in the border area between Afghanistan and Pakistan. Regards

In my pants, his beard tickles

Hiding in a pet's kennel, shivering...He sneezed, and the masters of the house came out to check.Bin Laden ran for his life on his hairy legs and then stop to take a short breather.Now Bush himself was after him!Bin Laden held up a wooden stick from his cloak and hurls it at Bush...

If I knew, I'd have collected the bounty on his head and be a millionaire by now. Last that was known is that he was crossing back and forth the Pakistan/Afghanistan border.

He is always hiding.

Hanging out with fucking Waldo...

The majority of the people in the Middle East favor Osama Bin Laden and his actions against the United States. Apparently the $50 million reward on his capture isn't enough money to convince someone over there to turn him over. So I'm going to assume that he's among those that love and revere him. In hiding of course. And will remain so until he either amasses another army or until he dies.

Somewhere between Pakistan or Afghanistan, quite possibly in Saudi Arabia on occasion.

I have this weird feeling that he is dead, either from the bombings in Afghanistan or he died from his kidney problem. As time goes by I am more convinced he is truly dead and the one in the very few videos I have seen never gets a closeup, it could well be an impersonator. It's not all difficult to look like him! Well who knows, I hope he is dead.

In a Bin of lard

I think he's been dead for quite some time. Just my opinion, of course.

if we freaking knew that, he'd be strung up by his neck right now

well in that case.... i've just made myself look like an idiot. :) lol j/k... i actually have no idea. i think we may resign ourselves to the fact that he will most likely not be in a capitalist-oriented country or something of the like. my guess is (i know this is wide) but somewhere between eastern europe and asia....

In an undisclosed location.

Have you seen him? I don't like to wish ill on anyone, but I hope he is no longer walking among the living. He has been on this earth too long.

Saudi Arabia

If his religion is correct in heaven on a bed of silk surrounded by virgins complementing him on a job well done!

in some sort of coffin or urn with any luck.

I don't know but here's a song about Osama http://www.funender.com/music/bands/8758/

if hes still alive... hes in northern territories of pakistan living in one of his many palacial homes. if hes dead.. they are keping his image alive in the same region to continue the terorist effort. either way, as long as his image remains alive to the thousands of wanna-bees terorists and we keep up the fight in iraq and afghanistan, the situation of terrorism is contained in that region. its easier for a young wannabee to walk or be driven to the batlle several hubdrd miles awy vs around the world. unfortunately,the west is losing 100 soldiers a month but the trrorists are losing 10s of thousands. lets keep it that way

In Venezuela, living in Hugo Chavez' house

In a public toilet in Honduras.

He's running the 7/11 down the street.

Conducting Jihad from a cave, what an idiot yo...

underground in a desert!

someone knows, but not me. if I did know, I'd kill him.

Osama Bin Laden, from all accounts (reliable or not) is probably somewhere in the mountainous border between Afghanistan and Pakistan, though I couldn't tell you exactly where...on an interesting sidenote however, I do have an uncle that looks EXACTLY like Bin Laden, and I can pinpoint on a map where HE is.

Most likely he is holed up somewhere in the North Western Frontier Provinces of Pakistan. Perhaps he is hiding in the Muslim regions of China, hence making it even harder to find him.

Afghan/Pakistan border.

Don't you all wish you knew.

isn't he still in your closet?

What I want to know is, why have we not seen him in HD yet?

He is probably living in Boston, Mass, in a condo with servants and a live aboard medical doctor.

He suffers from dialysis.... he needs to be in a medical facility of some sort

He's somewhere on AB. shhhhh.

I believe the best guess would be somewhere in the mountians between Pakistan and Afghanistan. Maybe around the Tora - Bora region. I wish I knew for sure. There is still a bounty on his head.

Osama Bin Laden been Osama Bun Hidin in Pakisthan I think.

He is in the studio recording a duet with Celine Dion on a track called 'Shave that beard off you fundamentalist, and i'll give you a blowey'

Does it really matter. Is he still influential? If America caught and killed him he would become a martyr and be more powerful. It is better not to find him.

He's been in Crawford. Texas for the last 6 years already.

He's in Hawaii surfing right about now.

i saw him under your bed last night when i was looking for my pants

Bin laden is with the downrating little trolls ', he's teaching them how to hide better. Go ahead and Dr me, Trolls have no other life, binny boy won't allow:(

in a deep fried mars bar in scotland

He's being kept in a Monestary in Tibet by the Chinese, at least until after the election. They did not want to give Bush a chance to pull a Bin Laden out of the hat and win the election for the Republicans.

He was given his seventy-two virgins for his part in 911 so far he's only been able to hump one,what a jackass he is. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db1Zz2pW_Ck&feature=related

Well according to U.S. intelligence Osama Bin Laden is maybe working with Waldo and according to U.S. intelligence he is hiding in the books where Waldo is. Waldo is on the top ten most wanted list but due to embarrassment the FBI they removed it. George W. Bush was confident that Waldo was working with Osama because Jesus told him so but the man who claimed to be Jesus was actually Osama Bin Laden and actually convinced George W. Bush to screw up miserably. It was later discovered that the CIA used that tactic to get George W. Bush to read the U.S. intelligence reports unto the true location of Osama Bin Laden. Later the CIA gave up and decided to place the report in a "Wheres Waldo" search book and soon it was realized that George W. Bush was doing his job at last. There have also been reports that Osama Bin Laden is actually hiding right under George W. Bush's nose and I mean right under his nose. Reports have concluded that Osama has been seen in the nostril of Dick Chaney and George W. Bush thus the reason why Dick Chaney shot the man in the forehead. It wasn't the fact that he was drunk but more for the factor that Osama was trying to take his nose. "No Terrorist will ever take my nose," Dick Chaney said before he pulled the trigger and he meant it. Later U.S. intelligence claimed that Osama Bin Laden cloned himself and warped his spirit of his clones into the people of the Bush administration. As a result George Bush and the rest of the administration in fear informed FOX and ordered all the available Nuclear weapons that are stored in a safe area to be unloaded on them. Little does the administration know that Osama Bin Laden was the one who informed the administration that the Bush administration was really clones of Osama Bin Laden. It was later discovered that a man who has an alias known as theenemiespact was secretly working under the name of Osama Bin Laden and that he was secretly going to detonate two answer bombs in the Headquarters of Answerbag. The location of theenemiespact is unknown but some have come to think that he is working with Waldo and since we cannot find him he must be Waldo so it is a fact that he is working with Waldo. Later it was discovered that Osama Bin Laden is secretly working with all the people who provided an answer to your question! I AM ON TO YOU OSAMA!

Osama's Hiding Spot http://www.revver.com/video/474328/osamas-hiding-spot/

Under a very large turban.

Sorry wrong thread

He is a taxi driver at Tijuana, Mexico. My 2 cents.

Somewhere in Pakistan, probably being hidden by their intelligence agency.

Ask your FBI or CIA they will know.

On Earth (as far as we know).

He is in the Sudan living amongst Al Quada

Hanging out with the Nazis in Paraguay... no deportation laws with US, very low rent, lots of religious hate crimes to commit and access to dialysis machines.

I believe he is in Korea,

Probably with Carmen (Where's Carmen?)

may be he never in any place, he may be just imagination.