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by MajesticRich on January 22nd, 2007

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What's the funniest thing you've ever seen? (If it's on the net by any chance, leave a link?)

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  • by ...... on February 29th, 2008

    ......

    I seen a homeless man yelling at a parking meter like it was a person and getting mad because it would not answer him.

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  • by wthing8 on October 7th, 2008

    wthing8

    The look on My GF Face the first time I pinned her down...or the first time she was spanked 'properly' it still makes me laugh out loud!.....

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  • by Christine on September 24th, 2008

    Christine

    When I saw my man get spit on by a llama right after he said "Hon, come here, this guy is Ugly!" It was if the Llama understood what he had said and let loose on him. White foam went all over his face and hair and he was screaming like girl! It was so funny I almost peed my pants! If we had it on video, it would have won $10,000 bucks for sure!

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  • by Blade1 on September 24th, 2008

    Blade1

    That ugly fucker in my mirror every morning.

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  • by Rude Bear Ready for Winter on September 24th, 2008

    Rude Bear Ready for Winter

    It's cruel.. Don't hate me... I saw it and Yes, it was Farking Funny. I saw an old lady walk into a plate glass window and bounce off, sorta in the way birds fly into windows.... The expression on her face was priceless.

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  • by nel on September 24th, 2008

    nel

    A colleague of mine once got his tie caught in the shredder.

    It happened early in the morning, and I was stil laughing about it on the bus home that evening.

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  • by Inducted Kitty on August 23rd, 2008

    Inducted Kitty

    At the hospital where I work, we used to have a lunch room for the employees, and it doubled as a "smoke room" for whoever wanted to smoke - including patients and visitors.
    The area is rampant with crack addicts and prostitutes, and they often come inside the hospital to get warm or use the washrooms.
    One day, while on a break with my co-workers, one of the prostitutes was standing at the back of the room, leaning against the wall. She was so completely wired on crack that she could barely stand, and she had on these shoes with spike heels about 4" high!
    Anyways, right beside her, there was a large, tall plastic garbage can for our use. It had no lid, just lined with a garbage bag.
    Well, doesn't this dame lose her balance, smoking her cigarette and trying to look cool, and teeter until she fell back, headfirst, into the garbage pail!
    Her feet were sticking out of the pail, waving and kicking, and we could hear her in the pail, yelling profanities at us, because we were all laughing so frigging hard that we almost peed our pants.
    Don't worry though, because one of the guys in housekeeping felt sorry for her, and helped her out...

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  • by NikonRob Goodbye on July 7th, 2007

    NikonRob Goodbye

    It's a TV blooper ( candid camera type ) show called just for laughs and there was one episode where a lady was at a table in the mall and she was set up as an information booth ... she had her head down and when people walked up she looked up and her nose was taped up and other parts of her face taped back OMG it was so funny I thought I was going to die laughing I had tears in my yeas I was laughing so hard.

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  • by mekare on March 12th, 2007

    mekare

    when i was coaching gymnastics this girl did a tumbling pass that ended in a back flip .... or should have ended there but when she landed her weight was a little behind her feet and she went into a back roll, then another, then another ... in the 3rd one her shoulders were at the edge of the foam pit and she rolled right in ... it was great!

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  • by noletters on March 12th, 2007

    noletters

    A homeless lady completely naked sitting on top of the sink(for absolutely no reason) in a Mcdonalds. I was like five. you would think it would have been scary for a five year old but it was funny.

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  • by SwingMusician on February 10th, 2011

    SwingMusician

    my friend shot a shotgun for the first time in his life and it knocked him on his ass

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  • by Sir Ichabod Crane on September 24th, 2008

    Sir Ichabod Crane

    The 2008 Presidential Election Campaigns.

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  • by Miss Anubis loves this season on August 23rd, 2008

    Miss Anubis loves this season

    LMAO! This was last night too...this dude was *strutting* down the sidewalk trying to look tough. Well, he crossed infront of my friends SUV, from the sidewalk onto the street. As he was stepping up to the sidwalk he tripped and almost fell face fist onto the cement. That's what happens when you try too hard to look like a big, tough guy.

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  • by asweetguy4u2know saya R.I.P Nelson on October 6th, 2007

    asweetguy4u2know saya R.I.P Nelson

    this

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  • by Had enough of this minus points on June 4th, 2008

    Had enough of this minus points

    When my brother was about 5 or 6, he was chewing on some gum, when he spat it out, he spat it into a full ashtray and ash went over everywhere including him, I pissed myself laughing for hours after. HA HA HA. I still find it funny years later, my brother is 19 now.

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  • by Biggie15 on March 12th, 2007

    Biggie15

    Trust me, if I told you, you would be in stitches

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  • by dertster on January 22nd, 2007

    dertster

    A 1980's adaption of Michael Jackson's Thriller by a Bollywood film company. I snorted milk out of my nose. It can be found on youtube.com

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  • by Over and Out on May 2nd, 2009

    Over and Out

    Here's 5+ ... I hope this one shows up.

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  • by friday1322 on March 24th, 2009

    friday1322

    One time*true story*, I was in my bedroom and was going to use my vibrator. There are different attachments for it and a couple were on the floor. My bedroom door was open and my Boston Terrier Toby came in and I didn't notice.
    All of a sudden I hear a whistling sound. I turn around to investigate and find Toby with a piece of my vibrator in his mouth (it's sticking out part way) and he is breathing into it with excitement. He was running laps in my room.
    It was the funniest thing he's ever done!

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  • by trrulz on August 28th, 2008

    trrulz

    there was a person in canada who was so retarded. There was a lollipop on a light pole and it was frozen .The guy went to lick it and got his toungue stuck.It was SOOOOOOO funny!

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  • by Spengo on August 23rd, 2008

    Spengo

    Okay, here's mine. I was at Mardi Gras a couple years ago, I have pictures of this event somewhere (not just the even of mardi gras, but the story I'm beginning to tell) I was standing on the side of Bourbon Street enjoying the festivities when I see this guy (drunk off his ass) leaning against the wall of a strip club puking on the ground. Of course, at this point I'm thinking "go home and sleep it off dude" and then he did the unthinkable...he reached down and picked up a beer can off the ground of Bourbon Street. If any of you have been there, you will understand the rule...unless it's worth over 1000 dollars, if it hits the ground, leave it. Well, he didn't apparently know that rule. He picked up this beer can, used it to wipe the vomit off his mouth (not sure how that works) and immediately walked over to a very attractive woman that was lets say, not wearing much on top and he grabbed her breast and kissed her on the mouth. She then hauled back and punched him in the face knocking out one of his teeth and making him fall back into his vomit on the ground in front of the strip club. I about died laughing.

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  • by creamywhip on February 29th, 2008

    creamywhip

    the tv series the league of gentlemen classic surreal comedy

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  • by GoingNowhereSlowlyIsFinallyGoingSomewher on February 29th, 2008

    GoingNowhereSlowlyIsFinallyGoingSomewher

    This has to be one of the funniest videos yet, it gets me laughing everytime!

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74

    or this series of videos:

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1050

    absolutely hilarious!

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  • by BrokeDog on February 29th, 2008

    BrokeDog

    Think about this, (it almost ALWAYS works for me, and NO, I'm not proud of it, LoL), the last time you saw someone trip and fall. Fidel Castro did it several months back, and they showed it on t.v. about a hundred times! I laughed my tail off, then felt bad because it probably hurt him BAD!

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  • by SMores on January 20th, 2008

    SMores

    ah my friend and i were at the state fair on the skyglide.. well i looked down and saw this incredibly huge fat man wearing a sports bra.. we started laughing so hard the seat started shaking and my friend (whos afraid of hieghts) starts freaking out and like screaming he head off.. and i kept laughing cuz the 3 people ahead of us turned around at the same time... ahh good times.. good times

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  • by Pumby umby umpkin Est. 1989 on October 6th, 2007

    Pumby umby umpkin Est. 1989

    In school in our common room this gang were messing about and a boy was giving a girl a ride on a spinny chair, and she shouted "Help im gonna fallll" and screamed down his ear.

    Then they got every plastic chair and stacked it into a pyramid in the middle of the room, and the girl was like "Oh noo way" but he sent her flying like a bowling ball on the chair to the pyramid and she went CRASSSH and knocked them down and they made a fortress with the chairs and climbed inside it and pretended to be guards :D Then a boy threw a chair at it and it collapsed!

    And a boy was holding a bin lid like a shield and soared across the room shouting "Da da da daaaaaaa!!!" The spinny chair was broken lol and he nearly fell off.

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  • by TheMan--- on October 6th, 2007

    TheMan---

    When we threw a tree at Fenner.
    One day me, ross and lindsay were at his house and we went int he fields behind it kicking a rugby ball about, someone kicked it up this small hill so we went up to get it. Fenner, for some reason decided to go up the VERY steep side of the hill instead of the path. Ross pulled an actual tree to the side and we pushed it off. I pushed the end up so it sort of flipped over and crushed his back. he slid down the hill and was dragging his fingers down the mud leaving claw marks. He then fell a 6 foot drop onto jagged rocks and lay there not making any movement. Sounds sad but if you saw it, you would NEVER be able to stop laughing. He was okay, we told his mum he fell when she saw his shredded up leg haha.
    Did i mention it was his birthday?

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  • by The Account Formerly Known As Peyton on October 6th, 2007

    The Account Formerly Known As Peyton

    This:

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  • by Anonymous on March 12th, 2007

    Anonymous

    My friends windows XP crash and out comes the Blue Screen of Death (BSOD) with this heinken beer propaganda. It was halarious to me, seeing microsoft put some beer ads, but not to my friend who had to get his computer reformatted.

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  • by person1593 on June 14th, 2009

    person1593

    this thing on youtube about this walrus with a bucket. Its the only thing that makes me laugh out loud everytime I watch it. Heres a link to it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R7Z1Mwz1WM

    If you like family guy, you'll adore this

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  • by Vashtar on May 2nd, 2007

    Vashtar

    Well, today I walked into a beer and wine store to get a soda, and there was this young dude standin' at the counter and
    I heard him say, "C'mon maaaaan, I'm 23."
    The teller replied, "Ok, what year were you born in?"
    The young man smiled and said to the Indian teller, "Aww sh*t n*gga, you know that man. I'm twenty-threeeeeeeee."

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  • by justwannaknow on May 2nd, 2007

    justwannaknow

    I saw something funny today so I'll give you this...

    I was driving behind an Astro van today with a huge flowering tree sticking out of one of the back doors they kept closed with a bungi cord.. The tree stood about 6 feet higher than the van. They must have been returning it to the store but by the time they got there all of the leaves and flowers blew off the tree!! It looked like the x-mas tree from charlie brown!! lololol sooo funny!

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  • by Harro Mique on May 2nd, 2007

    Harro Mique

    Anything on scrubs,two and a half men or Undercover brother.

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  • by Katie on June 23rd, 2007

    Katie

    My 2 year old son dancing to Beastie Boys, "Brass Monkey" in his car seat this morning.

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  • by Lippycow on June 23rd, 2007

    Lippycow

    Yesterday a young girl at the gym didnt turn the tread mill off properly slid and fell on her backside,i helped her up and she was ok.

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  • by Babycakes on June 23rd, 2007

    Babycakes

    My eighth grade picture..

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  • by mekare on May 2nd, 2007

    mekare

    dress to kill by eddie izzard!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    no matter how many times i watch it i still laugh until my stomach and cheeks.

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  • by American idle on May 2nd, 2007

    American idle

    Latley, it's been anything with Will Farrell, The Office, or My name is Earl.

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  • by topoff on February 10th, 2011

    topoff

    bird tipping a wig off

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  • by cowpow on February 10th, 2011

    cowpow

    The exorcist was and always will be the funnest movie I have ever seen, I first seen the movie when I was 12 years of age.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXrye8tBynQ

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  • by rabid on February 11th, 2011

    rabid

    I saw five men run a nascar flag up a pole, then two of them used leaf blowers to make the flag wave while the other three saluted it. There may have been alcohol involved. If that isn't redneck I don't know what is.

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  • by GBPackersfan on March 12th, 2007

    GBPackersfan

    to many to pick which one is the funniest

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  • by singwell-is off researching a lot on March 12th, 2007

    singwell-is off researching a lot

    A menu in Bali in the 70's. The Balinese can't say "b" at the end of a word, so it becomes "p". Sadly, since crab was very popular with tourists in those days, the menus were full of:
    Crap soup
    Sweet and sour Crap
    Boiled Crap
    Chili Crap
    Crab with vegetables
    crap with noodles
    You get the picture....we laughed and laughed soooo hard.

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  • by tinybubbles is sitting on the carpet read on July 7th, 2007

    tinybubbles is sitting on the carpet read

    a intoxicated person, walking in the pouring rain and fell face first into a pool of water at an intersection,lol, i know i souldn't have laughed but it was funny. they were ok though.

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  • by 19kid was born in89 on August 9th, 2007

    19kid was born in89

    the other day some teenage boy was skipping through the mall wearing short shorts and old sandals.

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  • by Rock the dance floor on November 9th, 2008

    Rock the dance floor

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdgdBOTUSqg

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  • by Mech675 on November 9th, 2008

    Mech675

    I was in my car and stopped for a red light. I noticed that the woman next to me in a SUV was talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up and drinking a Star Bucks coffee at the same time. I found out later her truck is also a stick shift. (but ill get to that later.) The light changed and the guy behind her honked his horn right away. This must have ticked her off because her car shot forward. The thing was she went into the intersection at a odd angle. Cutting 2 lanes of traffic off and headed for the sidewalk. That side walk had a street light on it. A big street light. The kind that angles over the street. Time and traffic just stopped and I thought "Dear lord she is going to kill herself." She hit the curb, went up on it and WHAM!! (Nope you guessed wrong) she didn't hit the light but rather the high tension support wire for it. Her truck sort of just went up. Her car was now resting on the wire off the ground at a angle. The only part of it touching the ground was the back bumper. A bunch of us parked and ran over to make sure she was O.K. It took some doing but we got her out using my SUV as a platform to reach her. The air bag had gone off and she was covered in coffee (Good thing it was ice coffee) with a big red streak of lipstick down the side of her face. Fortunately she didn't have a scratch on her. Nothing!! With her feet now back on Earth, people where asking are you O.K. All of us where worried. So what are the first word out of her mouth. "God-dammit I paid 7$ for that coffee." The relief was so over welling we all just busted out laughing. Even she did till it set in about her car.

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  • by hellz angel on April 24th, 2009

    hellz angel

    gues it waz a stag-party in the apartmnt opozit tu ourz ... they strippd the groom naked... n left him tied like the vitruvian man in midle uf the courtyard... wid a beer can tu cover the (yu knw wht... :P... ) ... n aktualy tht waz not the funy part AT-AL... the funy part waz tht it waz -2'C... ha ha ha... (cut-copy-pastin the same thing wht i answrd for mrs. cleaverz Qn http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6289481 ... though it aint the same Qn... it fitz right... :D... ) ... peace!!!

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  • by XT on June 13th, 2009

    XT

    Home Videos

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  • by GingerRav on June 13th, 2009

    GingerRav

    Billy Connolly. I love the man.

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