A 1980's adaption of Michael Jackson's Thriller by a Bollywood film company. I snorted milk out of my nose. It can be found on youtube.com

Trust me, if I told you, you would be in stitches

to many to pick which one is the funniest

A homeless lady completely naked sitting on top of the sink(for absolutely no reason) in a Mcdonalds. I was like five. you would think it would have been scary for a five year old but it was funny.

when i was coaching gymnastics this girl did a tumbling pass that ended in a back flip .... or should have ended there but when she landed her weight was a little behind her feet and she went into a back roll, then another, then another ... in the 3rd one her shoulders were at the edge of the foam pit and she rolled right in ... it was great!

A menu in Bali in the 70's. The Balinese can't say "b" at the end of a word, so it becomes "p". Sadly, since crab was very popular with tourists in those days, the menus were full of: Crap soup Sweet and sour Crap Boiled Crap Chili Crap Crab with vegetables crap with noodles You get the picture....we laughed and laughed soooo hard.

My friends windows XP crash and out comes the Blue Screen of Death (BSOD) with this heinken beer propaganda. It was halarious to me, seeing microsoft put some beer ads, but not to my friend who had to get his computer reformatted.

Latley, it's been anything with Will Farrell, The Office, or My name is Earl.

dress to kill by eddie izzard!!!!!!!!!!!!! no matter how many times i watch it i still laugh until my stomach and cheeks.

I saw something funny today so I'll give you this... I was driving behind an Astro van today with a huge flowering tree sticking out of one of the back doors they kept closed with a bungi cord.. The tree stood about 6 feet higher than the van. They must have been returning it to the store but by the time they got there all of the leaves and flowers blew off the tree!! It looked like the x-mas tree from charlie brown!! lololol sooo funny!

Well, today I walked into a beer and wine store to get a soda, and there was this young dude standin' at the counter and I heard him say, "C'mon maaaaan, I'm 23." The teller replied, "Ok, what year were you born in?" The young man smiled and said to the Indian teller, "Aww sh*t n*gga, you know that man. I'm twenty-threeeeeeeee."

Anything on scrubs,two and a half men or Undercover brother.

My 2 year old son dancing to Beastie Boys, "Brass Monkey" in his car seat this morning.

My eighth grade picture..

Yesterday a young girl at the gym didnt turn the tread mill off properly slid and fell on her backside,i helped her up and she was ok.

a intoxicated person, walking in the pouring rain and fell face first into a pool of water at an intersection,lol, i know i souldn't have laughed but it was funny. they were ok though.

It's a TV blooper ( candid camera type ) show called just for laughs and there was one episode where a lady was at a table in the mall and she was set up as an information booth ... she had her head down and when people walked up she looked up and her nose was taped up and other parts of her face taped back OMG it was so funny I thought I was going to die laughing I had tears in my yeas I was laughing so hard.

the other day some teenage boy was skipping through the mall wearing short shorts and old sandals.

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When we threw a tree at Fenner. One day me, ross and lindsay were at his house and we went int he fields behind it kicking a rugby ball about, someone kicked it up this small hill so we went up to get it. Fenner, for some reason decided to go up the VERY steep side of the hill instead of the path. Ross pulled an actual tree to the side and we pushed it off. I pushed the end up so it sort of flipped over and crushed his back. he slid down the hill and was dragging his fingers down the mud leaving claw marks. He then fell a 6 foot drop onto jagged rocks and lay there not making any movement. Sounds sad but if you saw it, you would NEVER be able to stop laughing. He was okay, we told his mum he fell when she saw his shredded up leg haha. Did i mention it was his birthday?

In school in our common room this gang were messing about and a boy was giving a girl a ride on a spinny chair, and she shouted "Help im gonna fallll" and screamed down his ear. Then they got every plastic chair and stacked it into a pyramid in the middle of the room, and the girl was like "Oh noo way" but he sent her flying like a bowling ball on the chair to the pyramid and she went CRASSSH and knocked them down and they made a fortress with the chairs and climbed inside it and pretended to be guards :D Then a boy threw a chair at it and it collapsed! And a boy was holding a bin lid like a shield and soared across the room shouting "Da da da daaaaaaa!!!" The spinny chair was broken lol and he nearly fell off.

At my job the boss is a pretty big boy and once he went to go sit down in a chair and he totally missed it.....he fell down hell of slow...almost like in sections...that sh*t was hella funny. I know its mean but i'm going to keep it real. This happened 4 years ago and I still laugh everytime he sits in the office.......haaahaaa..I love ya Reggie!!!!

My husband last night. We went shopping for a pair of earrings for my daughter.We were looking in the window of one of the shops and they had mirrors that made it look like the there was no glass. My husband leaned forward to see the earrings and hit his head smack on the glass.Boing. The ladies inside were laughing hysterically which of course fed into my laughter. My husband just walked away muttering under his breath,"stupid women!"

a fat person in a motor wheelchair and they are tring to race another fat person in a motor wheel chair.

ah my friend and i were at the state fair on the skyglide.. well i looked down and saw this incredibly huge fat man wearing a sports bra.. we started laughing so hard the seat started shaking and my friend (whos afraid of hieghts) starts freaking out and like screaming he head off.. and i kept laughing cuz the 3 people ahead of us turned around at the same time... ahh good times.. good times

It has to be this video ( http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=27710 ). It will make you laugh.

Think about this, (it almost ALWAYS works for me, and NO, I'm not proud of it, LoL), the last time you saw someone trip and fall. Fidel Castro did it several months back, and they showed it on t.v. about a hundred times! I laughed my tail off, then felt bad because it probably hurt him BAD!

I seen a homeless man yelling at a parking meter like it was a person and getting mad because it would not answer him.

This has to be one of the funniest videos yet, it gets me laughing everytime! http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/74 or this series of videos: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1050 absolutely hilarious!

the tv series the league of gentlemen classic surreal comedy

My friend and co worker giving a rather large women the Hymlick Manuver at a resteraunt. Thank god the fireman came soon and saved the women from a chicken bone stuck in her throat and stopped my friend from trying to kill her...oh good god I'm laughing now just thinking of it.

When my brother was about 5 or 6, he was chewing on some gum, when he spat it out, he spat it into a full ashtray and ash went over everywhere including him, I pissed myself laughing for hours after. HA HA HA. I still find it funny years later, my brother is 19 now.

At the hospital where I work, we used to have a lunch room for the employees, and it doubled as a "smoke room" for whoever wanted to smoke - including patients and visitors. The area is rampant with crack addicts and prostitutes, and they often come inside the hospital to get warm or use the washrooms. One day, while on a break with my co-workers, one of the prostitutes was standing at the back of the room, leaning against the wall. She was so completely wired on crack that she could barely stand, and she had on these shoes with spike heels about 4" high! Anyways, right beside her, there was a large, tall plastic garbage can for our use. It had no lid, just lined with a garbage bag. Well, doesn't this dame lose her balance, smoking her cigarette and trying to look cool, and teeter until she fell back, headfirst, into the garbage pail! Her feet were sticking out of the pail, waving and kicking, and we could hear her in the pail, yelling profanities at us, because we were all laughing so frigging hard that we almost peed our pants. Don't worry though, because one of the guys in housekeeping felt sorry for her, and helped her out...

LMAO! This was last night too...this dude was *strutting* down the sidewalk trying to look tough. Well, he crossed infront of my friends SUV, from the sidewalk onto the street. As he was stepping up to the sidwalk he tripped and almost fell face fist onto the cement. That's what happens when you try too hard to look like a big, tough guy.

Okay, here's mine. I was at Mardi Gras a couple years ago, I have pictures of this event somewhere (not just the even of mardi gras, but the story I'm beginning to tell) I was standing on the side of Bourbon Street enjoying the festivities when I see this guy (drunk off his ass) leaning against the wall of a strip club puking on the ground. Of course, at this point I'm thinking "go home and sleep it off dude" and then he did the unthinkable...he reached down and picked up a beer can off the ground of Bourbon Street. If any of you have been there, you will understand the rule...unless it's worth over 1000 dollars, if it hits the ground, leave it. Well, he didn't apparently know that rule. He picked up this beer can, used it to wipe the vomit off his mouth (not sure how that works) and immediately walked over to a very attractive woman that was lets say, not wearing much on top and he grabbed her breast and kissed her on the mouth. She then hauled back and punched him in the face knocking out one of his teeth and making him fall back into his vomit on the ground in front of the strip club. I about died laughing.

there was a person in canada who was so retarded. There was a lollipop on a light pole and it was frozen .The guy went to lick it and got his toungue stuck.It was SOOOOOOO funny!

A colleague of mine once got his tie caught in the shredder. It happened early in the morning, and I was stil laughing about it on the bus home that evening.

i once saw something soooo funny, i laughed myself into coma for 3 weeks!!! :0

It's cruel.. Don't hate me... I saw it and Yes, it was Farking Funny. I saw an old lady walk into a plate glass window and bounce off, sorta in the way birds fly into windows.... The expression on her face was priceless.

That ugly fucker in my mirror every morning.

The 2008 Presidential Election Campaigns.

When I saw my man get spit on by a llama right after he said "Hon, come here, this guy is Ugly!" It was if the Llama understood what he had said and let loose on him. White foam went all over his face and hair and he was screaming like girl! It was so funny I almost peed my pants! If we had it on video, it would have won $10,000 bucks for sure!

The look on My GF Face the first time I pinned her down...or the first time she was spanked 'properly' it still makes me laugh out loud!.....

I was in my car and stopped for a red light. I noticed that the woman next to me in a SUV was talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up and drinking a Star Bucks coffee at the same time. I found out later her truck is also a stick shift. (but ill get to that later.) The light changed and the guy behind her honked his horn right away. This must have ticked her off because her car shot forward. The thing was she went into the intersection at a odd angle. Cutting 2 lanes of traffic off and headed for the sidewalk. That side walk had a street light on it. A big street light. The kind that angles over the street. Time and traffic just stopped and I thought "Dear lord she is going to kill herself." She hit the curb, went up on it and WHAM!! (Nope you guessed wrong) she didn't hit the light but rather the high tension support wire for it. Her truck sort of just went up. Her car was now resting on the wire off the ground at a angle. The only part of it touching the ground was the back bumper. A bunch of us parked and ran over to make sure she was O.K. It took some doing but we got her out using my SUV as a platform to reach her. The air bag had gone off and she was covered in coffee (Good thing it was ice coffee) with a big red streak of lipstick down the side of her face. Fortunately she didn't have a scratch on her. Nothing!! With her feet now back on Earth, people where asking are you O.K. All of us where worried. So what are the first word out of her mouth. "God-dammit I paid 7$ for that coffee." The relief was so over welling we all just busted out laughing. Even she did till it set in about her car.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdgdBOTUSqg

gues it waz a stag-party in the apartmnt opozit tu ourz ... they strippd the groom naked... n left him tied like the vitruvian man in midle uf the courtyard... wid a beer can tu cover the (yu knw wht... :P... ) ... n aktualy tht waz not the funy part AT-AL... the funy part waz tht it waz -2'C... ha ha ha... (cut-copy-pastin the same thing wht i answrd for mrs. cleaverz Qn http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/6289481 ... though it aint the same Qn... it fitz right... :D... ) ... peace!!!

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