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Oh My Goodness. How did you know? Who have you been talking too? Mumm's the word. Don't let the Asapargus and Cream Cheese secret get out! People stop me all the time and ask me what my skin care regime is, and I just smile and say, "Soap and Water". I thought I was the only one!
Strangely enough, I have...
No, just boring old squirty cream and occasionally hot wax.
No, but "whipped cream" is a lot of fun!! Add some fruit to that and Yee-Haw you're a personal dessert!!
Only during the "vegetable and dairy" ritual, which must be held during the waxing moon 3 days prior to the lawn mower ritual.
Cream cheese and vermouth marinated olives
Not lately I have some asparagus soup will that do?
No.
I've done Soy milk and broccoli though.
Nope. Are you offering?
Though personally can we use Baileys and custard instead?
Sorry submitted twice by accident. Ignore this. Oh but you're reading it now. Well stop. Stop I said.
No, I used cottage cheese and asparagus.
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