ANSWERS: 10
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Both of my eyes are black. I've been on a mission hunting racoons so I put on a racoon hat, too bein' that I was trying to look not human.
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yeah they all worry abt me..... i mean they all want to secure my future with princess
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The cupboard doors are out to get me! They just swing open to hit me every time I walk by...!!
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The rug tripped me and I fell in the doorknob to my bedroom door. Do you have to know every stupid thing I do??
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... no, I'm a martial arts instructor, and one of my students is a bit too eager, a bit too sloppy, and a bit too fast, while I am saying to move slow and get perfect form, he just whips/snaps a fast shot in at full speed ...
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"Yes, I keep talking when I should be listening!"
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Nah. I just like to fight. You should see the other guy.
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No, I was merely nude trampolining.
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No, I was just trying out something new with my makeup. Back to the drawing board!
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I didn't notice that lowflying seagull.
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