I just bought an answering machine due to all the pesky telemarketing calls. I am looking for a good, funny or smart a** message for people to hear when they call up, what would be a good one?
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Mine says "Hello, you have reached [me and room mates names]. Thomas Partkinson does not live here. If you want to talk to Thomas Partkinson, don't leave a God damned message, because he doesn't live here. I'm not his secretary, so he won't get the message. Again, if you're calling for Thomas Partkinson, don't leave a message here. Leaving a message for Thomas Partkinson would be bad. Alright, bye." It amazes me how many people still leave Thomas Partkinson a message. I guess it's the guy who used to have my number. You can borrow it if you want though. =P My answering machine always makes people laugh.
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A friend of mine plays the entire Flintstones theme song as her outgoing message. She figures if it's really important they'll wait and leave a message
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It's best to leave a short answer. The solicitors will hang up as soon as they hear the machine. Your friends, family, and other important callers will not be amused after they've heard your message 100 times, and you may miss some calls you would have liked to receive. I've been through the answering machine funny tape tricks and I finally just cut it down to a 2 or 3 second message.
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this one
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Most of the time they hang up when they get a machine.If you pick up the phone yourself,sing them alittle song,or play a drum solo like my brother's been known to do;)
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Well, since they usually ditch the answering machine, i prefer actually answering. "Oh hello yes? --- Oh, I'm sorry, I don't own a phone(Click)"
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