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  • mounting my other cat..was funny as hell to watch.lol..they are both boys..weird.
  • Bite my nuts while I was sleeping. Ouch!!!! I keep my bedroom door shut now.
  • My cat has done a complete backwards summersault 3 feet in the air!
  • Attempted to pounce on a fish that was in a frozen pond and slid quite a long way until it fell in. Oh and develop a fetish for tinsel
  • It's a toss up between two times. The first was when she (Schizo is her name) growled at the mailman and chased him like a dog down the sidewalk. <The mailman ask that we keep her inside now.> The other is when she bolted out the door after smelling a semi hauling cattle go by. We lived on a main through Hiway. She got to the street, cars were stopping, and she chased the semi for 4 blocks before giving up. After she realized what she did, she sauntered to the sidewalk and started home. I was so scared she was going to get hit!! Since we live in a small town, most people just opened their windows and told me I had a good hunting dog. Now when she goes outside she has to wear a leash.
  • jump on my back. just randomly hoped on up. it was weird and hurt!
  • My cat has done so many off the wall things I swear he is not a cat at all...I think he must be an alien.He loves to go wherever I go,traveling,camping,to the store,you name it.He loves to eat lettace with my tortiouse and cuddles with my dogs,his favorite food is cantalope and loves to ride in the car.Anyways one time he went hiking with me and I had to cross a shallow but fast flowing creek and I could'nt believe it,but there he was,right behind me,wading through the rapids like a pro.I love my alien cat.
  • Well I don't know about crazy, but I've trained her to sit, sit up, speak, shake, and fetch. I'm so proud of her!
  • It ran away to live with the Korean Family! Ack- good luck! I'm just kidding! That was mean of me. Honestly, one year it repeatedly would run under our christmas tree and attempt to destroy it from the inside out. It broke so many ornaments I felt like cooking it myself!
  • Jumped in the bath tub when i was in it!!! LMAO
  • atacked my dog LOL
  • my cat teavers used to run out in front of people when they would walk on the path from the house to the shop. he got kicked once or twice , on accident and whatever person would reach down say sorry and pet him. well he figured it out and every time you would walk down the path he would run out in front of you drop dow and scream like you kicked him so you would rub his belly.
  • My cat likes to eat ear wax...he will tip the garbage can in the bathroom over and dig out the Q tips with ear wax on them and lick them like they are lollipops. Eeeesh.
  • So here I am lying in my bed sleeping soundly with the window open. It's a Saturday so I can sleep in and do so. It's nice and cool and all quiet on the homefront. I am stirred from my sleep by the weight of something on my chest. I look up and see cat butt in my face. Nobody wants to see that, so I push my cat's rear from my view and in doing so, he turns his head to face me. In his mouth is someone's fried chicken leg. So I take it that my kitty has been out robbing someone of their lunch.
  • Okay so we had this huge cat tree thingie by our front door and our cat would always jump off of the back of the couch onto her tree and go inside for a nap. well one day we had to move it to make room for our new treadmill. she came running down the hall, jumped on the back of the couch, and slammed right into the wall where the cat tree used to be. poor lil shanzi...
  • the craziest thing i saw did by a cat was when i was in my grandpa's house, i saw his cat seems like playing with something and when i get for a closer look i saw it was a mouse, the crazy part for me is that the cat just keep on tossing it (yeah tossing! as in he's grabbing it with his two front paws and toss it in the air!)then as the poor mouse hits the floor he'll wipe it hard on the floor and you'll see the mouse sliding helplessly till it died and the cat juz left it there lifelessly.. that cat knows how to use the bathroom bowl lol! and when my grandpa died, he stayed under his coffin or over the coffin and doesn't wanna eat anything till the funeral was over..
  • One of my cats jumped out of the bedroom window, 15/20 feet high, and the only injury she sustained was a bitten tongue. Another stuck her face inside a tin can and cut her lip in half, another fell in my fish tank. One cat taught himself to open doors.
  • Over the years, my indoor felines: Tapped me on the shoulder to get my attention Used a paw to turn on faucet for drink (but not off) Ate green beans and cantaloupe Lived on top the refrigerator for a year when we tried to adopt another cat.
  • not my cat, but my parent's friends cat got scared somehow and latched it's claws into a dogs butt and the dog was running around the house with a cat on its butt!!!!!
  • Pottied in the toilet all on his own with no training. So now I have to remember to leave the lid up for him. He still uses the box every now and then.
  • I have one that has OCD and loves the taste of human flesh and another that will leap up and attack the head of anyone with curly and/or tangled hair... including us when we get out of the shower.
  • My cat always sits in the window and watches everything going on outside, and then one time, she thought the window was open, when it wasnt, and she jumped up and hit the window! Lets just say she has never gone in that window again! lol
  • Responded to another kitty on a TV commercial.
  • If an arguement occured in the house, my cat would climb up on whoever was yelling and lightly bat at them until they made eye contact with him. Then he would stop batting, and look them striaght in the eye and meow at them. This actually ended several disputes. Good cat.
  • my cat pees in the drain of the bathtub.
  • our cat nabiI held an icecream cone and licked the vanilla icecream. :D
  • Nothing really.... but he's managed to learn how to open sliding doors.
  • My cat likes to kidnap my dd's stuffed animals and then groom them and/or dry hump them for hours. He's twisted. He also periodically falls into the bathtub when I am in it. My other cat liked to find and bury the caps from bottles of water in his cat litter.
  • Well, my cat is really strange... The weirdest thang my cat has ever done... (wow thats hard...) ok 1 time when i was asleep on my bed, in the middle of the night, she desided to lay on my head. She kind of placed her body over my head, kind of like a hat.
  • my kitten constantly tries to attack herself in our full length mirror.
  • Climbed to the top of a fake christmas tree and then the whole thing fell on top of him, tinsel and all LOL!!! He hates all trees.
  • She tried to jump into the oven while I was pulling dinner out. That was a bit scary. But the funniest thing is when my Collie walks buy and there is this silly little kitten hanging onto the dog's hind leg and taking a ride kind of like a kid does when they don't want you to leave.
  • Hold me hostage in my house, along with 4 other cats who proceded to steal my belongings, and defecate on my carpet. He left after that, I couldn't turn him in though, not fluffles.
  • Pants me. I was in a t-shirt and panties while I was getting ready for bed. I used to have hair down to my butt and it was swaying back and forth as I brushed my teeth. This was way too tantalizing to a little kitten. She leapt and dug her claws in. FOOM! Cat and underwear fall to the floor and I am left with six vertical slices on my tender rear. I don't know if I was crying because it hurt or because I was laughing so hard. I better not piss her off or she may give me a swirley next.
  • Recently? Attempted to hide under my bath towel.
  • I had a cat when I was a kid that drug home a whole warren of Jack'o' lope's, and stuck'm up under the kitchen sink. She got like a dozen baby lopes and about six or seven full grown Jacks in there. My mom opened the cabinet and freaked out, it was hilarious, those things were all over the damn place, one of those suckers jumped clear across the the kitchen over the living room and landed at the end of the hall way. It was like popcorn in a popcan that day lol.
  • Her meows sound like 'hello' in the morning as she tells us to wake up.
  • my cat responds to its name! you say it and he'll turn around or you call him and he comes. also, he follows whoever's walking the dog on a walk and if he lags behind he'll howl until you call his name and wait and he'll catch up.
  • I had a calico cat named Cali.(very original I know) She hated the vet. I had to put her in a pillow case and put the pillow case in a box and put the box in the trunk. You could still hear her howling in there. When we got to the vet and took her out of the bag she would begin to try to get away. The nurses tried to hold her down by the muscle on the back of the neck that is supposed to paralyze a cat but it didn't work. Finally it took two nurses and a doctor to hold her down. As soon as she got her exam she broke loose and ran into the operating room. The doc had to lasso her and drag her back to the exam room. She hissed and howled the whole way. Then they told me to wait in the waiting room for my safty. She had already bitten all three working on her. When they were finished they brought her out to me in a bag with tape raped arount the top holding her at arms length. She was still hissing and her claws were sticking out of the bag. (She also caught a humming bird right out of the air one time.)
  • My boy Rudy (who is black gos out on a leash. He catches kills and "gifts" me squirls, birds, mice, moles... My boyfriend was letting him in one early evening, he ran to the door, Paul almost un hooked him and then realised he had a bird in his mouth, a black ? bird a little bigger than a Blue Jay. Paul had to use both hands to pry his jaws open, it was a struggle Rudy wanted to bring his mom that bird. When he got his jaws apart the bird took off, it was still alive. I love Rudy but that gift would have been no good, I hace a major glass collection, I cringe to think of the mess-cat-bird-glass!!!!!!!
  • Well, he's dead now, my old gray cat but back when I first got him, during an epic thunderstorm that caused a black-out, he managed to get himself hung by his back legs in the venetian blinds. And in the middle of the night to boot. The noises he was making sounded like another cat had gotten into the house. I fumbled in the dark trying to separate them but I just got bitten right through the heel of my palm and proceeded to bleed all over the panicky cat and the floor. The lights came on about 20 minutes later and I then realized the stupid creature was just entangled. He was uninjured but my hand got infected. My newest cat likes to shred paper products but oddly not my junkmail. He has destroyed all the TP and paper towels hanging in the house and now we have to keep it in the cupboards until he forgets it exists. Jiveass cat.
  • Most crazy thing my cat has done... ummmm... he peed in the toilet one time on his own. He knows how to open my bedroom door(I have his scratcher hanging off it and he jumps on to it and uses his paw to turn the knob). And he wakes me up in the morning by using his claws to pull the blankets off me while he meows. And he argues with me when I dont give him his tempation chicken treats. I swear he acts just like in the commercial! I dont know whats it them, but thats all he ever wants to eat!
  • not crazy, but funny, everytime i get home from school, my cat always follows me around the house, even in the bathroom XD (i'm the first to get home...)
  • RAN SMACK INTO OUR NEW SLIDING GLASS DOOR ABOUT THREE TIMES WITHIN ONE WEEK! When he was a kitten, he came towards me sideways, back arched, tail fluffed trying to look mean and scary... One of his front claws hooked in the carpet and he fell flat on his face! Never did it again, though...
  • My cat always insists on being in the bathroom with me no matter what I'm doing. This morning as I was in the bath, he leaped on the tub and was eating the bubbles. Then he went to the toilet and started drinking the water out of it before I yelled his name to stop.
  • One cats insists on getting on your shoulders/back if you are near. Another, likes to hang from the side of the mattress and run while still attached to the side of the mattress. Looks hysterically funny!
  • Climbed up inside the chimney.
  • climbed onto the roof of the house, reversed backwards towards the guttering and had a 'wee' over the edge.
  • Swam The Channel.
  • My cat loves to catch critters at night. Then brings them in, alive and unhurt, through his cat door, into my enclosed front porch. There he releases them and jumps on the table, to sit and wait for me to discover them. Then he supervises as I spend the next half hour to an hour chasing whatever around and around until I chase it out. THEN he makes a beeline to bring it back to me. I have to dive and stop him. So far, the list includes: mice, moles, rabbits, snakes, bugs, birds, bats, squirrels, chipmunks, and another cat. The smallest are beetles, the largest are a tie between full grown rabbits and an adult harrier hawk. (I think he annoyed it and it chased him through the door - my cat was UNDER the table that time, the hawk was on top.
  • i used to have 3 cats my cat zoe would open the front door and let spaz and zia out afterwards she would just sit there by the door and look at you like now i'm the only cat love me
  • My cat smokey used to climb up peoples backs to sit on their shoulders. While they were standing. She'd use her claws... ouch!
  • Jumped into the toilet when the seat was up....he always checks the lid now before he jumps, he heee :o).
  • My kitty is far too sane to have ever done anything crazy.
  • Well, I have five so lets see: The craziest one is Pip, he sleeps on top of the bird cage, will "reach" for you to pick him up and hold him like a baby, drinks out of the toilet, climbs into the shower every once and a while, and last night tackled my cairn terrier (while poor George was sleeping, he didn't know what had happened), and he prefers dog food over his cat food. Vicious Killer talks, constantly, morning, noon and night. He is also a "Drama King", when the bully-Pip, gets near him, he will "scream", you would think Pip was ripping him open and Pip won't have even touched him. Trixie is Trixie. She was an abused cat we rescued. Not really sure if she knows how to be a cat. Crazy thing is, my parrot will push all of the other animals around, except for Trixie. She will preen the cat and walk around her. Everyone else is made to move out of the birds way. Mama Kitty tore the heat duct out from under the house to move herself into our home (she used to live with in-laws, but liked us better I guess). She will leave headless critters at the back door. The newest one, Lil' Bit, likes to sleep on your chest or shoulder and prefers to sleep with the dogs. But then, she was found by Chuck our beagle at about 3-4 weeks of age in our fenced in yard. And, I used to have a double pawed all black cat Midnight. I once saw him feasting on a bluejay, when its mate started to dive bomb him. He scooped that bird out of the air so fast, at first I didn't think he had it, but he did.
  • Growing up we had this really weird black cat named Spooky (and he was). I had a turntable at the time, in the middle of changing albums I decided to go and get a soda. Evidently the cat was intrigued by the spinning album platform and decided to play with it. Then somehow he ended up climbing onto it. I guess he did not know how to get off (or maybe he just liked it) but he just sat down. He sat there for the longest just going round and round, till I finally turned it off. He was SO drunk, he walked sideways for at least 5 minutes.
  • Was climb tree and jumped off eat and killed his self.
  • Ate a baby. Bad Kitty!!!
  • Well my cat thinks she is a dog! She chases super balls and meows when she jumps for it. she loves to chew everything, including the doorstop on the bathroom door. She cries when we leave her and whines at me when I ignore her.
  • eaten its own poop and vomit...then vomited again and ate it
  • both of my cats are snake hunters. they bring in to the house all summmer.
  • my cat jumped on the bird cage which was right above the fish bowl. She was swinging back and forth hahaha it was hilarious !
  • A cat we used to have always raced in the bathroom when we went in, so we'd turn on the faucet in the tub for her to get a drink from it (she didn't like the bowl, even the fancy one with the pump that kept things moving). One day we had filled the tub with water for whatever reason, and left it that way. A couple hours later I went in there and she races in, runs across the bathroom and jumps into the tub. She realized in midair that it was full of water and tried to stop, it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. Of course she landed in the water & got soaked, jumped out & hid. From then on she always checked before jumping in.
  • My cat plays fetch with a tampon :)
  • My cat Sparky drags waded up kleenex into his water and food bowl.
  • Play fetch, only with Nurf balls. Now it just constantly protects itself from my minpin.
  • Well she plays fetch and eats the following foods>>>> angel food cake like crazy and cheerios and toasted marshmellows and butter and whipped cream!she will only drink water out of a cup and not her bowl!! My other cat is so fat and he walks all the way around our neighborhood and eats the other cats food! Both my kitties have been chased by this cutie dog i love its my moms!!!!!!!! i also know a cat who whan you say the word fat it pukes!!
  • I have 2 cats. One cat was lying on his back taking a nap and the other cat has a tendency to follow him around and bug the crap out him. So he walks over to him, proceeds to step over his face, sits on face and then gets up and walks off. I thought it would be a one time thing but a couple days later it happened again.
  • welll i have a cat named gizmo he is a crazy little kitty when i got him he looked like gizmo from the grimlins lol .... he has a fetish with watching the toilet go down he sticks his paw in the water and trys to catch the water its so funny one time he actually fell in cause he stuck his head in and lost balance on on of his feet and there he went full body and all it was funny
  • drew gives me high five's (only when he wants to). he has to be laying on his side and i'll say "hi-5 drew" and he'll stiffen his arm and stick it out and spread his paw a little bit and as i touch his little paw, i can feel him push back.
  • He knocked a glass of soda onto my laptop and I had to pay $1400 in repairs! >_<
  • Tryed to play with & eat my wireless mouse.
  • A sneak attack from behind in the damn dark.
  • I once had a cat who hosted kitty parties. Some afternoons we would come home from school and there would be half a dozen cats in our living room.
  • My cat used to be a stray before we got him. So during the summer months he likes to go outside. But he would go in the neighbours garages or poop in their plants so we got him a harness and we would tie him up to a long leash. He loves it outside. He also loves playing with the other cats in the neighbourhood. So when we put him in the back, we used to have steps leading to our porch. The cat would jump up on to the railing tangling himself, and hang himself, which would then permit him to slip out of the harness and run away. We never managed to catch him in action, but we could see the leash and the harness hanging from the railing. Crazy cat :D
  • well one thing is, when he sharpens his claws on the couch, he lays on his side and like drags himself around half of the couch, and when i take a shower he likes to sit on the side on between the plastic and cloth shower curtains, he jumped in the bath one time i dont think he minded it too much tho ! lol
  • we had a cat that would swim in the bathtub with you. she also would frget to put her tongue back in her mouth, so she would walk arond for hours until you grbbed her tongue
  • Ill say three. Once i was sleeping i woke up the cat was on my chest she wouldn't move. Once she jumped very high for the first time just to scratch something, and she threw a plate on the ground it had a big hole int he middle when it fell. And once peed on my sister LOL.
  • Oh god where do i start...sit on the top of the vacuum cleaner as i wheel it around using it...try and cram itself into a box that was 5 times smaller than the cat!!!fall asleep in the kitchen sink whilst the cold water tap was dripping on its head.....
  • Get "lost" inside the duvet cover, panic and try to run away from the cover which of course was impossible, I nearly broke my neck trying to catch the cat and the cover halfway down the stairs - it fell of course, but I stood on the cover...!
  • He got drunk a few Xmas back by sticking his paw into half-empty egg-nog glasses and licking the sweet licquor. Poor baby couldn't move Xmas morning!
  • Sat in front of my PC monitor and tried to catch the cursor.
  • My cat drinks out of the toilet and NEVER drinks out of the bowl!
  • As I kid I used to set up a rickety bike jump with a few bricks and a wooden plank. My cat at the time would watch until we were almost at the jump, run under the jump and stay there while the bike went up the plank, then run out the other side. Bizarre...
  • my cat stuck its whole body into the tolet once
  • I have two cats and they've done many weird things. One's almost turning 1 named Mushu and one's just a small kitten named Pao-Pao. Mushu did the weirdest thing he did was when my brother saw his name in a site (which I don't know what it was called) of a list of doctors who passed a Philippine test(so my brother's a doctor now). He went to my mom then we all screamed to his room to see if it was true, all of a sudden, when Mushu heard my mother scream, he pooped in the kitchen! Pao-Pao is a good natured cat but the weirdest thing that happened was when I accidentally fell really close to him, then he started to hiss and and whenever i tried to pick him up he starts biting me hard and meowing very loud. This attitude stopped just at 9:00 Pm (It happened at about 5:00 pm) And people, Mushu's a Mackerel tabby cat, but what breed is Pao-Pao (White one)? Here are the cats...
  • Pumptin my Persian sleeps face flat on the floor.
  • she jumped meaning to go on the bed but flew right over
  • I SHOOT RUBBER BANDS AT HER AND IF SHE CATCHES THEM SHE BRINGS EACH ONE BACK RIFGT AWAY. ANOTHER ONE LIKES TO PLAY BASEBALL WITH RUBBER BALLS, THEY ALL LIKE THE STRING.
  • My cat likes to eat salty stuff. He LOVES popcorn and wont leave me alone when I have some. He likes most chips. He likes to clean up his own food. I kid you not! He will start pawing at the floor and pulls all his food close to his bowl. He will let us know when the see through container is low on food. He'll go scratch at it. He also know how to open door that arent latched from BOTH sides! He also likes to open the cupboards. When I first got my ferrets my cats (I had 3 at the time) were all afraid of them! Lol the ferrets would chase the cats around!
  • I accidentially stepped on my cats tail and my husband picked her up and my other cat only hear the yelp and immediately went over to my husband and popped him in the leg with her paw as to say leave her alone. It was so funny. She was protecting the other one.

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