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how long its been since creatures like you exist and does all planet have something like you and me?
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I would point him to 10 downing street and then go to the nearest psychiatric ward.
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I would ask them if they have Answerbag on their planet!
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Can I go home now?
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Do you come in peace? If they say yes of course they may be lying but there is hope. If they say no..... HELP
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are you real? are you not made up by Hollywood? Can you sign a paper saying so?
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I would probably point at the first object that looked extremely alien and useful and ask "Can I have that - as a souvenir?"
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Are there any life wasting wars on your planet?
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'Why are you here?'
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I would ask him to give me a drink that gives me telekenisis
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wears your sex organs? can I see them?
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Will you tell me you whole story as quickly as possible? I'm listening. Then i shut up and listen.
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alright this is nice....can you leave now?
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wanna swap rides?
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Will you take me back with you?
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"Didn't i see you at the Macy's halloween party last year?".
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Do you have better sex than we do?
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I would ask them if they have ever been on earth before or if they have any recollections of another species visiting us around 2000 BC. (A documentary once said they highly suspected that the egyptians were taught technology by another species. Egyptians for instance already knew how to make batteries.)Or maybe ask something about Atlantis.
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Agent five report! Is grand master ready to invade?
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Heyyyyyyy, nice look, great stuff, no really. Me? Call me 'Facto'. This is just perfect! What are the odds, you running into me first? I'm an AGENT and you are gonna be a big, big, BIG! Dealing with most humans is tough, very tough, it's a tough galaxy out here, and you're gonna need represenTATION! From now on, you can consider your interests to be my sacred business! I take ten percent, here's my cell number and my office number, here sign on the bottom....
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