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I had a farmer tell me I was stupid, but it was seasonal an I needed the money, so I played the part best I could:)
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"If you don't pass the LSM retraining you are going to get fired." LSM -Letter Sorting Machine-
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"You're hired!" ....... I just didn't know it, at the time!!:(
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We were in a room talking about what a great job I was doing and how great my sales figures were for our department. I had been in this department for over 2 years and had only been given a 12 cent an hour raise for the year. I asked my supervisor if I was going to get a better raise this evaluation time and he said no. We needed to sell more accessories in the the department in order to get a raise. I was stunned and got up to leave when I asked him if we were finished with the evaluation and he said yes. As I was passing one of my co workers who was talking to a friend in another department and I heard him bragging about the raise of 45 cents an hour he had just received. I was really hurt. I made up my mind to transfer to another department and gave my supervisor 2 weeks notice. At the last day of the 2 weeks he thought I was joking and asked me to work longer until he could find someone to replace me. I told him to ...... (fill in the dots)
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I was system administrator in the military. I was on night duty by myself, and I basically worked in a very secure vault. I had to use the bathroom, the number 2 kind. Apparently my boss called right during this process. He called again after I returned, pissed that I didn't answer. He just started yelling at me about how this stuff is mission critical, I had to be in there and quit taking f***ing smoke breaks. (I dont smoke) Then I said, i wasn't smoking I had to use the bathroom. So then he says, "using the bathroom how".. and forces me to admit and say I was taking a shit. Then he says, "well we just need to get you a f***ing bucket to shit in, so you don't leave anymore." The guy was a dick obviously.
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