Question #8: FEMALES: Your male co-worker at your new job asks how old you are and how much you weigh in an attempt to start conversation; what do you do?
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ANSWERS: 3
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I tell him that the penis pump he ordered just arrived and I put it on his desk.
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Start laughing really hard and pointing at the ceiling, then look in horror at nothing in particular and run into the other room cursing in Russian.
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First calmly go to your work station and draw a blueprint of your plan of action to this invasive inquisition. Then go back to your coworker and punch him in the face and kick him in the balls. Is THAT better? Can I have my life back the way it was now? This sucksthebigoneaton is giving me a noodle knotted hardend beaner doggle zipper pookie hammer slammer ....so just stop. and give me some ....points ;+ NOW WOMAN (mumbling) if he didn't like my first answer, why ask the question in the first place. Damn Yankee.
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