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For your logic to work you should have asked why he had a Spanish name, but your sort of logic is never truly logical.
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Because the Jews originated in Mexico. All of that hogwash about Jerusalem and the Holy Land and all that is only after they realized that there was oil in the Middle East and only tacos in Mexico
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Logic? Logical? I guess I shoulda asked "If hayzeus was a flamboyant flaggelating fecund floppy fist flounder, why did they name him hayzeus?"
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OMG! ARE YOU FOR REAL?!
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I dunno... ask Rabbi Jose who is mentioned numerous times in the Haggadah read at Passover!
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Oh, jeez...
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Why was this question asked in the 'Health & Fitness - Yoga' category?
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Jesus...andale, andale, arriba, yeeha! Oh, and the answer to that is because god got around in his day and decided to play hide the salami with a Mexican chiquita he came across his travels or maybe she was just his housekeeper...not too sure on that one
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Mexico as a country and a people didn't exist until the Spanish conquistadors back in the 1400's. Before that it would have been Indian tribes along with the Aztecs and Mayan empire who inhabited what we call Mexico. It was the Spanish who brought the language to the America's, before that there where many Indian dialects...not Spanish. The Spaniards also brought religion to the America's in the what we call catholicism.
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lol dude are u fr real? jesus was a mexican
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I'm not going to answer your question because it is so stupid it made my head hurt. I just want to ask you why you think Jesus is a Mexican name, besides the fact that you just think a lot of Mexicans have that name.
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Hahahaha I can't stop laughing. Good question! But unfortunately, by the time jesus was born, there was no mexico. There were mayans and other kid of people. And the names they had were such as "Mictlantecutli" "Quetzalcoatl" "Huitzilopochtli" "Tlaloc" "Nezahualcoyotl" "Moctezuma".... well... those names are actually aztec, and most of them are gods (which I think were mayans at first). But they couldn't have a name such as "Jesus". That name was brought by the conquerors. And for many years, being Mexico such a religious country, they used widely the name Jesus, as well as Maria. Maria is known to be a really common name in Mexico. But it isn't a regional name, Mary was the name of Jesus' mother. So it's not a mexican name, it's a name adopted by mexicans due to it's religious meaning.
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Wow... you are some kind of ignorant!
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wow..i don't even know what to say to this one except how the hell does this person have + points for that terribly stupid question?
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From where do you think the Mexicans got the name? The name Jesus predates the Spanish language.
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Jesus a Mexican? Hmmmm...now that would explain a lot of things like why Shelley the Republican is petitioning Immigration to grant Jesus citizenship in the USA
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hayzeus is mexican Jesus is not
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Actually Jesus wasn't his name. He was originally named Jesua (with the 'j' making a 'y' sound) except it was written in Aramaic. It was a common name among the Jews, but those prophets that we know about who had the same name have been translated according to English as Joshua. The church called Jesus Jesus in order to differentiate him from the prophets (to those they preached to, who were originally just Jews) and to set him apart from the others.
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