Peeing with an erection, a dilemma that every man deals with and very few talk about. So, what's your preferred method? Something as complex as the infamous angled bankshot, or something as simple as the bend and sit down?
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ANSWERS: 31
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waiting it out always works for me. wow, what?
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That's such a handsome question. I rarely risk the dreaded bank-shot, but sitting down just doesn't work. More often than not I find myself standing like a Japanese photographer.
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Look, I simply cannot pee with an erection. When in action mode, it simply ain't a-gonna do the other. I have to think it a little bit limp, dump the tanks, then get back to the business in hand (or rather, in ....). It can hurt like ****, but until I can get down a bit, no way will the pump-out work. So I have to think about, say, the the bank balance, or tomorrows work. Once it is down a bit, I can point it, so no worries.
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lol. I do the lean and aim... It seems to work for me. What a pain...
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Into the shower I mean drains are drains right? :P
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This is exactly what motivated me to learn how to do head stands.
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My ex husband had this problem after we had sex..I think your supposed to tip it like a tea pot:):)
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I just take both my hands and point it to the middle of the toilet.
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I just try to wait it out as long as possible, my wife makes me clean the bathroom if i miss, i ain't going to take that chance. lol
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Funny question....step back a bit and aim.
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Sometimes I just say "the heck with this" and go outside... :)
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Just bend over, and grip it firmly making sure I get it in the loo. No problem at all.
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Hahaha!! Wow, what a question!!!! You know what I do??? I knew this girl in high school. She weighed like 300 pounds and had a lip ring. I just think about her for like five seconds and I'm totally flacid and able to pee.
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pee in the garden in my back yard nothing to hit or miss except for your feet and thats never been a problem :D
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I stand a couple of feet away and aim up and back down usually hits the target.
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Wow...I had no idea this was such a problem. Women just wait it out. I think you need to practice yoga...downward dog would work. Just get on a step stool, bend over and stick your butt in the air:)
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I do the bend and sit. I have to admit though, that it is VERY hard to go when I'm hard. I usually have to finish before peeing or really think down what's going on so that I can soften up a bit.
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Lol- Good question, whenever this happens i sit on the toilet and push it down, as that allows for great accuracy!
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Sit on seat, bend right forward. Push the old soldier down as far as possible (ouch) and try your hardest to pee.
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sometimes I rub the tip of my head against my stomach until I feel the peeing sensation - then I will lean forward with my rear hoisted while still rubbing the top of the head with my thumb until finally I feel the comfort of release
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lololol I have to say i sit on the pot grab an ice qub from my drink and set it on my winger ill garantee you a soft one fast
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Bust a nut first.
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Haha awesome question. I have to lean on an angle with a hand against the wall and push my penis downwards since my erections go straight up lol. When I have to pee I have to pee!
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just point and hope it all goes well
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I just take a few deep breaths and let it soften a bit. Or I squat and lean until I'm pointed in the right direction.
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Forget about peeing in the toilet. You'll just make a mess. Pee either in a urinal, the sink or the bathtub. Or slide a big drink cup over it and pee in that. No hands. The flow is restricted when your penis is not in its natural position. Bending it only makes it worse. I have this problem a lot because I always wake up with throbbing morning wood. I usually just jo, and then pee, but sometimes I just can't wait.
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So what if your partner wants a golden shower, does it hurt you guys to do it with erection?
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Sit and bend. I usually get soft shortly after I start to pee.
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1 of 4 ways, either wait for the erection to go down, stand back about 4 feet and aim, stand back and lean forward to give it a downward trajectory, or my favorite, pee into the shower, or just give it to my wife while we are goin at it.
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I hold on till it's subsided a little, enough to bend it a bit. Only takes a few hours! lol :)
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Okay, I can go with an erection, but it's not fun, and takes a little longer to finish. Pointing it down to aim right is more of a task, but can be done. I don't like having to do this with an erection though.
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