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eric
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I was watching you.
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I've been beating off in the corner and crying.
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Timing?
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I was just minding my own business and it just happened, can't you understand that? (i am really embarrassed it happened, can't you just drop it?) LOL
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I make no excuses..LOL :)
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I was vacuuming and it exploded;)
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I don't understand what you're asking. But, I do have an excuse for everything. Everyone knows it so much that, I don't even have to say anything. >_>
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Exactly what part of your anatomy were you cleaning??????
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Thats true.Those guys used the wrong dye in my hair and it just went off. I just look like a tie-dye specimen!Streaks of white and black!
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Not that I need an excuse mind you, but I was just testing out all the AA batteries before Christmas. Toys sure do go through a lot of batteries ;)
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What went off exactly? A alarm clock or something more serious "Coughcock"
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What went off? Vibrator? Gun? Electric knife? Circular saw? Lawn mower?
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you masturbated right?
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the fire alarm!!
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Your inquisitive minds gives me instant gradification ; )
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no excuses here i do it whenever i can period.
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I was horny
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I was feeling horny and there was some lotion.....i'm a 16 year old guy what more of an excuse do i need
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I was just checking my size and something happened
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Um I needed to relieve myself of a boner. Don't need excuses, I'm 16 years old, that's surely a good enough excuse.
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who,wha,huh!!!! dude there were these ghosts they came in and exploded all over the room!!!!....and again in the kitchin.....and the bedroom....well we had ALOT of damn ghosts!!!! lol
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Noone ever thinks it's loaded
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I was shaving and it just went off !!! shaving cream kind of tingles !!! uuuhhh yeaaah oooh
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You have this under "Masturbation". Yeeeeaah, I know how you were 'cleaning' it!! Very nice try Eric!
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I was checking my size, it was dark "down there" and I needed to use my hand to judge it, and my hand was cold so I had to rub up and down to make friction and warm my hand and well here we are mom.
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I was looking through your computer and found your secret porn stash. Turns out, we have the same taste in porn. >.>
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i only have to put my finger down there and i just explode, hey i liked your comments about my avatar, we really should meet up sometime, that would be really kool, maybe we could explode together, becky xx
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I was cleaning someone else,She went off,squoze my head then it went off.
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