How do i get my neighbor to take his shirt off to take the trash out again? (More points for creativity.)
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desotapop
ANSWERS: 10
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Set a trap for him where when he goes to pick up the garbage can, a paint can falls onto his shirt. He'll have to take it off! :D You can balance the paint can precariously over his head above the garbage can and tie a string from the paint can to the garbage can. I saw it work in a cartoon so it's foolproof.
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Take yours off he may reciprocate
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I agree with koldkanuck. Take your shirt off. Approach him and tell him that you somehow lost yours and you need to borrow his. >:)
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Here is what you need to do... 1. Train a bird to poop on him everytime it sees him 2. Feed the bird some jUiCy berries So that when the bomb is dropped he will rip his shirt off... Yeah!!
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Train your dog to REALLY hate shirts...to the point where he can rip one off a man and not leave a mark on them. When he's got that perfected, start setting him loose every time your neighbor appears wearing a shirt! If you work this plan right eventually your neighbor will run out of shirts and you will no longer have to see him with shirt again!
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Make him HOTTER than he is. lol.
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Leave a note on his trash can. How wonderful he looks w/out his shirt. If he's married say you'l only look and never touch. If he's not married ... go knock on his door and ask him to remove his shirt. If you don't really want him just snap a picture. If you really want him kiss his nipple.
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Just stop starring at me while you enjoying a popcicle on the front lawn! I'm very self conscience!
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Drop your pants and give him a flash!!
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Buy a paintball gun
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