Can you fell ten men with your rusty axe, sleep naked in a blizzard, laugh in the face of death, braid your nose hairs, consider the ocean as your mother, eat fire, and get inhumanly intoxicated by drinking black beer in the skulls of your enemies?
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ANSWERS: 21
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Not since I woke up and realized it was Monday morning.
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Ah, that takes me back... it's been a while though.
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Thank you for the invitation Mark S accepts with pleasure your kind invitation to your reception
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Duh, of course. That's a typical Saturday night for me.
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ummmm...nope i just checked
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The inhumanly intoxicated part, yeah.
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Well....I'm not as good at it as I once was.
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No, but I can eat 15 bannanas in one sitting, swing from trees, and throw poop (and get away with it). -Nickolas the Monkey.
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How did you find that out, i don't have that on my profile. Are you stalking me?
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No. No. No. Definitely not. No. I love spicy food. Yes. Guess I should stick to being a Ninja, huh?
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No. But I am currently in a house with seven children. Wanna trade?
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Yes, my real name is Vlad The Impaler
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No, but I have heard that about those who live near or north of the St. Lawrence River. ;)
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I'll have you know that my axe is well polished from frequent use and never had a speck of rust in it in its life. As for the rest, in my young days I would do it twice before breakfast. Nowadays I leave it for the lads - the novelty wears off after a while.
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I can fell ten men *without* an axe. lol I could sleep naked in a blizzard...but you didn't say alone, right? Yes...I laugh at death...it's that or cry. I'll get nose hair extensions, how's that? I love the ocean and I'm motherless now, so why not? I AM fire when I wanna be Any amount of beer would probably leave me intoxicated to the point that I wouldn't have a clue what I was drinking it out of! Now, do I get the job?
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I can strike 10 men with my AIDS axe, that way if I don't get a blow RIGHT NOW and kill them, I have a safe win one way or another ;)
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Only on weeknights ending in "Y"
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Yes. Don't piss me off!
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I do that at least twice a week.
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Except for the blizzard bit. I hate cold.
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Moon K.. But next time it's my turn to pick.
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